Mane🎩

If you're reading this, you are beautiful. Everything around you is temporary. Even in the darkest hour, there's a light to shine, & its you

What if they brought the iron lung back to Erid #bloodymary #projecthailmary #ironlung

He tells me what to do, he tells me why to do it, he tells me how to do it, he tells me when to do it. And then when I do it, he's like "what are you doing?" The fact that Rocky could hear Grace's rant is frying me 😭😭

grace explaining astrobiology to an rocky: so imagine a twizzler

Let’s pray #projecthailmary

grace: can i think about this? stratt: you have 3 hours. grace: can i think about it? rocky: yes, think about it long time.

people who are gay: yeah I’m gay people who are straight: yeah I’m straight people who are lesbians: have you watched project hail mary

My rating for Project Hail Mary: 👎

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

Cuando llego a mi casa y veo a mi gato

“i asked chatgpt….” i asked the spider on my ceiling & he said you’re a fucking idiot

the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

I grew up in a dark place. I love my family and I’m grateful for the lessons I learned but I suffered a lot along the way. When I was in high school I saw a Craigslist ad of a farm looking to get rid of some puppies. I drove 2 hours in my beat up Acura and with my money saved from my retail job I bought my best friend. I named him Swift. He became a light that I never knew I could have. I didn’t know what true love was before him. I had never had the chance to witness it. But I quickly learned the definition because of him. He held me thru breakups and hard ships. He held me when I lost my mom. He held me when I lost my identity. He held me when I couldn’t get up. Some struggles I’ve faced over the years made me wonder if I should be alive or if I should let myself go. But I always had a tether holding me. My beautiful boy who loved me unconditionally in a way that kept me here. Some days I didn’t even have it in me to get out of bed and Swift would remind me it’s time to get up. I have never loved anyone or anything the way I love Swift. For 15 years he was the light of my life. The reason for my world. And now he’s not here. I don’t know how I’m going to survive. For 15 years he was the first thing I saw in the morning and the last thing I saw before falling asleep. When we would go for walks he wouldn’t watch the path he would turn back and constantly make sure I was still with him. What he didn’t know is I needed him as much as he needed me. To say I’m heart broken is an understatement. I’m shattered down to my core. The only consistent love I’ve ever had in my life is gone. I would move mountains for Swift, and I promise I fucking tried. I’ve lost a part of my soul with him. I wish I could do more. I wish I got more. I would give anything in the world right now to have him next to me. I’ve experienced a lot of grief in my life but this is a rare kind. I’ve loved Swift more than I loved myself on numerous occasions. I would do it all again. Every appointment, every cancelled plan, every adjustment in my schedule to make sure he got what he needed. I love that dog more than I love life itself. I hope he knows that. Thank you all for loving him too.

Club Penguin appearances in Disney Parks

Nintendo trying to tell me this thing is like 15 years old He was born this morning man

I had the biggest grin on my face in the theater

Yesterday at the dispensary the woman helping me was like, “you have $2 in rewards if you want to use it” and i was like “I’ll hold onto it” and she went “ok billionaire”