Manhasset

Pelosi Capital getting a shoutout and an ask to stop insider training. Watch out, she may try to establish an office on Plandome Road at this rate since she’s the only one that can afford the rent #StateOfTheUnionAddress

I’m gonna need some high speed trains to be at the forefront of tonight’s address after this week’s shenanigans @LIRR @realDonaldTrump #stateofunion

Don’t even bother going to the 4:00 pm mass it’s too late. Go to the gym or maybe just get the blood of Christ at greens before the 7 fishes are served #ChristmasEve

All I want for Christmas is Manhasset Bowl back #ChristmasEve

If you’re not oregaming yet you’re already late #ThanksgivingEve #HaveAHeavyPourAtSchoutBayFirst

With @PublicansNY gone, Green’s is gonna have to step up big tonight. I’m trusting you all to bring the heat. As the kids say, head over to the movie theater and grab your popcorn cause it’s gonna be a movie (by movie I mean a few natty light cans strewn across the road)

Remember how we came together to rise up when we were so low. Nearly a quarter century ago, there are still lessons to be learned. Be kind to one another #September11 latimes.com/archives/la-xp…

I mean what else did you expect guys, it rained. We don’t have our canoe cars ready yet? #LIRRidiculous

Today was a massive victory for Manhasset’s @VillanovaU kids who tell their parents they go to church at school. Now that the @Pontifex is a Wildcat, any @BIGEASTMBB conference game counts as mass.

Let’s just say there are probably a lot of conversations happening with the school board and the SCA if I had to guess. I checked, this isn’t AI.

Rory with putts like that, you’ll fit in just fine at plandome’s opening scramble next weekend #TheMasters2025

Top 20, but lets keep it going. Just like stocks (I hope), our ranking will only go up #Setlax

This address has the same energy as a Woodstick Classic - maybe we just give everyone lax sticks and let them duke it out #StateOfTheUnion

If you’re reading this, you’re not at mass. Or, you’re now on the naughty list. Put that phone away or Father Bob is gonna have you chained up like Jacob Marley in Hell. Merry Christmas Eve! #stmarys #MerryChristmas

Santa better have some nips with those candy canes cause he’s a causing a ruckus on that fire truck #HoHoHo

Advice - if you’ve start drinking on the @LIRR, you’re gonna have a bad time later (but a great time now)! #ThanksgivingEve

Enjoy the quiet tonight. Prepare for a red wave (of Solo cups) Wednesday, and packed houses @PublicansNY and #Greens, a tradition like many others #ThanksgivingEve

The sun still rose and people are still gonna make illegal u-turns on Plandome road, remeber that (@realDonaldTrump probably would too, let’s be honest) #Election2024

Advice - the polls may be closed in NY, but you could still be “in line to vote” aka getting a night cap at the men’s grill at Plandome #Election2024

The firehouse is Manhasset’s hottest club tonight. I assume the voter fraud is through the roof due to our high functioning technology, but it should be fine. Anyway, free beers @PublicansNY with your I Voted sticker! #Election2024