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@RetroMoviesDB So would

@RetroMoviesDB Some would most women if they could afford the liposuction and plastic surgery. Key is not to overdo it and Hurley did it to perfection

Elizabeth Hurley is aging like a fine wine🍷🤌

@NinerRonnie @Barkley_Tap Advantage: concert

@Barkley_Tap I remember this game on New Year’s Eve. Niners almost lost on a missed FG. After the game, we went to the Dio/Y&T/Dokken concert at the Cow Palace

80's Forgotten Playoff Classic All 3 playoff meetings between them have been legendary People forget just how good Billy Sims was Lions vs. 49ers 1983, NFC Divisional

@ImperioEstoico “And when you wake the fuck up; go get me a big mac and large fries, bitch!”

El tipo que, al ver a un hombre con sobrepeso, lo humilló delante de su novia y lo provocó para que se pelearan. Con el primer puñetazo se enfrentó a la cruda realidad, y con el segundo se fue al otro mundo

@Jimfrombaseball The eye doctor referred to it as “pilot eyes” when I took my youngest son to his office. My son could see the bottom line letters from far away. Little surprise he too is great at hitting a baseball.

"Ted Williams, one of the greatest natural hitters of all time, was retired and giving some tips to the rookies at the Red Sox spring training camp. One of them asked how to tell apart a curveball from a slider when they were coming in. Ted Williams replied: "Oh! That's easy. If it's a curveball, the red spot you see on the ball will be rotating clockwise. If it's a changeup, counterclockwise." The rookie all nodded and thanked him for the tip. One of the rookies turned to the others and said whispered: "Now who the f*** can even see a red spot on a ball coming at you at 95 mph?" Then Ted Williams went on to claim that he could tell exactly where on the seams he hit a baseball. No one believed him. Ted was long retired at this point. Williiams took a bat and covered the barrel with pine tar and they started throwing him some pitches. Ted would hit and say "across the seams" or "between the seams" or "across one seam" or whatever. The rookies retrieved the balls and found out Williams was right, EVERY single time.

@NYNJHarper Seriously? Loved their pitching? Senga and Peterson and Mr “5 innings/start” Peralta????

When I polled scouts/execs just before ST about the Mets, not even the skeptics predicted doom. The low-end win prediction was 83 from a scout who said, "The bottom half of the lineup is full of holes." The high end was 95 from an exec who said, "I really like their pitching."

@BrandonTierney Mets: 62

Yankees: 97 Mets: 76

@stoolpresidente Way to go Pats fans! Could only imagine the round of applause they would have given to the corpses of OJ and Kobe Bryant.

Mike Vrabel did a Q+A with Patriot season ticket holders last night. Word on the street is he got a standing ovation when he arrived. Patriots fans aren’t into gossip and tabloid fodder. We are into winning super bowls and forgiveness. Model franchise.

@DailyLoud Too bad Betty White passed away. The $ she could have earned.

52 year old American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth earned over $1,000,000 in her first week on OF

@TheRewatchables Rookie Dwight Gooden and Oilers ending Isles dynasty and starting one of atheir own.

1984 is the greatest year in pop culture

@BillSimmons @TheRewatchables @VanLathan @ChrisRyan77 We came, we saw (van was on this podcast), we decided not to listen

New @TheRewatchables — ‘Ghostbusters’ w/ me, @vanlathan + @ChrisRyan77. We came, we saw, we conquered. Watch/listen on Spotify and Netflix.⬇️⬇️⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/75YyCZ…

@BrandonTierney And that guy is Kevin Maas.

Ben Rice is THAT guy. 💪🏻

@asollecito11 Polanco will have a great September though when the Mets are 30 games under .500.

remember when Mets fans got hyped because Stearns traveled to Japan to scout Murakami ?? instead, he signed a washed injury-prone second baseman to play first base #FireStearns

@metsbatflip1 No worries. Benihana is now hiring.

Gary Cohen: “The question is, if Kodai Senga isn’t in this rotation after today, is he even valuable in the bullpen?” Ron Darling: “No.”

@abbythelibb_ Are we 100% sure that you don’t?

Husband made a blanket fort, and he's currently in there with the 1 and 2 year old boys. I'm informed I'm not allowed in "cause you don't have a weiner."

@Mann_O_Steel17 @JakeBrownLive The Yankees haven’t been consistently bad since the mid 90’s. The point being if the Yankees sucked the stadium would he half empty. Do you really think 40,000 people would have been @ Yankee Stadium today if you switched the Mets and Yankees line-ups and the Rockies were in town

@ManiacJets @JakeBrownLive Did you just say 62-92’? Like 35 years ago? And think you had something there? 🤣 And like your own tweet?

Rock bottom. Place is dead. I mean this could be the finale for Mendoza.

@Mann_O_Steel17 @JakeBrownLive You are such a moron. The Mets outdrew the Yanks easily in home attendance from ‘62-‘92. So when the Yankees sucked no one wasted $ and watched a shitty team. Same thing with the Mets right now. Why waste hard earned money to watch a shitty team? They are bad and boring.

@JakeBrownLive This is Mets fans for ALL OF TIME. Things are good? Talking sht, come out to the park a bit. Things are bad? You don’t even know they exist. Fair weather as they come. Say what you want. Good/Bad/whatever…. Bronx never empty like THAT.

@BrandonTierney You talk about sports from your basement. You didn’t exactly design a bridge or invent the iPhone. Calm down a bit please with all the dramatic hyperbole. Christ almighty.

Feels pretty damn good to have the balls, focus, resources, talent and fortitude to start over. Thanks for checking in!

@SFGate His good pal and fellow coach Popovich was even more insufferable until suffering a stroke that silenced him.

Warriors reportedly grew tired of Steve Kerr’s political activism sfgate.com/warriors/artic…

@NYJ_Matt And if he is found guilty he will receive the death pennel-ty

3.8% of players on the 2017 Jets are suspected of murder