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Baldurs gate dialogue is wild. You ask anyone if they wanna do something other than what their currently doing. They're just like "Yeah, how bout I rail you?" Chill, I just wanted a hidden questline. But since you're askin 👀

Netflix recommendation of the century- P.A.L.S- Featuring: Davis Swimmer, Matt Hugh Pariah, Courtney Cock, Matthew The White, and Jennifer; Anne's Son.

I go dumb as fuck when I'm awake

When my gf says she'll be back in a sec: "I await your arrival with masturbated breath"

Baby Gronk got that dawg in him fr fr.

Watch this space! *points to your ass* New slippers found!

loud sounds are so intriguing. like what was that

Man, if this seagul had taken this pic of himself, he'd be drowning in cloaca by now. My bad fam, bout to start a killstreak on bird Tinder 😏

People sleeping on this ass so hard, they call me Pillow Cheeks.

I'm pretty creative, give me a pen and paper, I'll show you the sickest 's' you ever seen

I'm somewhat of a handyman. Gimme me some bread, cheese and maybe some ham. I'll turn that shit into a sandwich. Not a flex, just the kinda guy I am.

The US be like "They're indoctrinating our children" while they teach that the Vietnam/Laos war was justified.

Her snuggling up: Can’t sleep? Me: kinda worried about the rats :/ The Rat Warriors in my vents preparing for a raid: He sleeps with the woman. Shall we attack? Veteran Rat: I… used to be young once. Let us have one night of peace. Rat: But the ch- Veteran: Damn the cheese!

All deez nuts and no one to ligma 😔

His name is Mack Beggs, and the state of texas forced him to compete with women because they refused to let him wrestle men. Delete your post, this is embarrassing.

Want to be licked constantly by a deer til I start to erode

She Au on my Tism til I Stim

Fun fact: it's called foreskin, cause there's 4 of em.