Ciaphas Cain

Hello, yes saars. I am tip top jolly good parody and commentary account. Please be not suspending. I am doing the needful and not undermining X values.

the americans respect only strength, you may be charmed or repelled by this, but nothing is going to change it soon

"a video game changed the way I see violence" how are these people real

@wool1111 There were plenty of incidents in Iraq and Afghanistan that should have been a wake up call.

stop pretending to be shocked by the US military's attitude to Europe

Saving Britain by scaring the hoes

The David Atherton crowd.

i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝

Bombers are used for bombing.

It’s worth remembering that UK doesn’t have bases in the country of Cyprus - they’re located on British territory, which means this is once again an attack on our sovereignty by the EU.

Should’ve turned your willy off first shouldn’t you

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

What does it say about the state of this country when the BBC use the term 'mini-marts' and we all immediately know the score here?

I’m realising that there’s two types of political “horseshoe.” Restore are falling into the self defeating one. 1) Convergent agreement. The far left and the far right end up agreeing on specific issues like being anti establishment or anti globalism but through different reasoning. 2) Contrarian inversion. This is what you have below. My side is fake, weak, captured etc so I’m going to oppose whatever it believes. Or I’m so right wing I’m going to take on far left beliefs just to signal I’m not like normal right wingers. This is how you get Charlie Downes praising Muslim’s trad values. Or today Charlie agreed with Zach Polanski that Trump is committing ‘war crimes.’ This is not convergent agreement because he’s not opposing the war for different reasons but taking on the thinking of the left to oppose the war. I’ll break Godwin’s law here and say not even Hitler did this. Hitler wanted to win power and win over right wingers, you can’t do that by praising the left and telling people to vote Communist. Like Nick Fuentes telling people he’ll vote Democrat it’s pure attention grabbing in the right wing internal battle. Differentiating through inversion will get them status amongst political nerds but no one else. And it’s self-defeating. They won’t win over “trad Muslims.” They won’t win over Green voters. They won’t win over normal right-wingers, who aren’t about to flip everything they’ve ever believed in and become left-wing. The only people they might attract are highly cynical right-wingers who don’t campaign and may not even vote. Congrats. Here’s the attention you ordered.

If you didn’t dislike James O’Brien already, I’m pleased to report he’s a zig zagger. Sways to the left and right of the pavement as he walks making it difficult for people who move at grown man pace to get by. May as well be a horse thief or pickpocket, frankly.

@MaddisonJordan @Britgirl0000 This comes to mind youtu.be/KPMavTIaqhw?si…

📍 Mining town in the North of England What are we doing lads

BPD gf doing a shit test

"the past is a foreign country"

New bogeyman just dropped