Monya

The more men I meet, the more BAFFLED I am as to how theirs isn’t the gender that’s widely discriminated against…

when u lowkey know they’re wiping the little washing bowl clean with ur hair but u can’t prove it🤨💇🏻‍♀️

my retweeting era because I’m just speechless

@bluepastabowl Felt that in my soul

WHY IS EVERYONE DRIVING ME CRAZY

@bluepastabowl Deadddd

I’m in my pitbull era against my own will

chewing gum is basically just kneading dough with your teeth if u really think about it

@bluepastabowl Dude i recently met someone who actively looks for those crunchy grapes.. jail

Probably nothing worse than biting into a grape and hearing the crunch

@bluepastabowl YUM craving it now

Not green curry, not red curry, but a secret third (best) curry (yellow)

@bluepastabowl ooooof same

“the world’s always coming to an end, don’t let it scare you out of living” ok pitbull i wasnt aware of your lyrical game

@shahsanoja Yassification of SBR is one sentence i never thought i would hear in my life🤣😭

Love the yassification of sindhu bhawan road, its identity literally changed from besnu to basically downtown lollll 😭

THIS!!!!!

@shahsanoja GUTS

When a guy’s complaining about wanting to “change into comfier clothes” at a party it’s like oops i’m sorry your linen shirt and shorts were sooo uncomfortable🤨

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

if i order an iced latte and you hand me a beige coloured liquid with 3 ice cubes floating over top… respectfully, fuck you

@priprrii Laughed harder than i should have

@bluepastabowl WHEEZING

Bey calculator app gaali kisko deta hai

@bluepastabowl it means u are human despite the pasta bowl allegations

What does it mean if you believe & agree with two contradictory statements at the same time i feel thats been me my whole life

Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning Enjoy your wedding king

@shahsanoja I knew u were going to relate

@ManyaDesaii You just get me homie!!

sick n tired of being served linguine every time i try to order udon in this godforsaken city