Roger Ploughright

@matthewdmarsden Youre a dickhead

So if it was this hot 82 years ago, and this is the first time it has been matched, global warming isn’t a thing.

@Mr_Fanta_Pants Flaps

Guess what's cooking

@trinnybopper And thats why you have purple hair

As usual I’m the most overdressed person at a gig. Harks back to the time when I was about 19 and I once went to a club in jeans and a T-shirt and my gay bestie took one look at me and I went straight home and got changed and went back out 😂

@DustyPee Did they invent a bus in England?

I’ve nicknamed my kids The Leyland Brothers. 🤣

@Ryandally08 They need to get over it and stop living in the past

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese has stunningly stopped the allowance to a deceased Victoria Cross recipient, who was killed in action fighting for this country in Afghanistan, parents who attend events in his honour. Cameron Baird, 32, was killed in act of bravery that won him the Victoria Cross but cost him his life on the battlefield of Afghanistan in 2013. Since then, honouring their son, his legacy and his sacrifice has been a devoted duty for Doug and Kay Baird. “It’s extremely important that we represent Cameron because he can no longer speak for himself” Living Victoria Cross recipients are entitled to a $5,696 to cover travel costs to VC events. The Bairds were awarded half of that allowance to attend events in their son’s honour but Anthony Albanese has now put a stop to that. Doug Baird said he was “shocked” and in “disbelief” at the ruling. The Albanese Government has said the decision “will not be overturned” With the $300 million that Albo spent on the prosecution of Ben Roberts Smith and now the snubbing of Cameron Bairds family. Albanese’s disdain for our servicemen and woman is clear. He hates us.

@naniayourbusine @BenFordhamLive Oh no not the anzacs

They have named the Anzac memorial vandals , charlie tidmarsh 20 yrs old Reservoir, edith pope 22 yrs old northcote Make them famous @BenFordhamLive

@karlstefanovic Fuck off idiot. Where were you when they were putting gas wells all over the place in sothwest qld

Aussie farmers have had enough — and now they’re fighting back. Imagine strangers turning up and telling you they’ll rip through YOUR land with 80m towers and transmission lines. The land you work and call home. We went to Gundy to give these Aussies a voice. Karl Weekly, 5pm.

@DustyPee Peaches says how you doin?

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How sexy is Nigella

@Mr_Fanta_Pants Depends on how much stupidity theyve been allotted

Why do so many morons have difficulty with the words 'a lot'. Hint: it's not one word and there's not two 'l's.

@KiLeRaD GRRRR

So much snot. Snot funny.

@Spanners_cat Where theres a will theres a way

@Spanners_cat He just wanted a shark to eat you so he can have his way with the red haired lady

@Goalkickingguru Youre a dumb cunt

-Less unskilled immigrants -More base load generation capacity -Irrigation water only sold to end users -Stop putting solar panels, turbines and transmission lines on productive farmland -more fuel refineries -Gut NDIS, force useless eaters back to work VOTE 1. “GuruParty”

@mattjcan Suck shit. I hope you got a sore back from sleeping in a swag

Thank you to the people of Farrer. I have had a wonderful couple of months here meeting people. I am more resolved and determined than ever to fight for our great country and all of the opportunities that are ahead of us. Farrer is full of beautiful country towns like Albury - just a shame I can't see it this morning through the pea soup! The run up to the cenotaph is a killer but worth it for one of the best memorials in Australia.

@realRick_AUS @NellShel She is a miserable cunt that appeals to other miserable cunts

100% credit to Pauline Hanson. She’s been fighting for 30+ years. Mostly by herself. She’s been railroaded and jailed, and still kept fighting. She is the true definition of a tough Australian. She’s a remarkable woman.

@GuardianOfKarma Fuck off idiot

I just walked around a K Mart store in Melbourne and i shit you not, I thought I was in a foreign country. The car park was massively overcrowded and so was the store. I couldn't find an Aussie or European in sight ANYWHERE. Australia has literally been sold out and we need help!

@TopherField @karlstefanovic Gonna finish with a game of soggy sao?

Should be an absolute RIPPER of a last night in the Farrer by-election campaign with @karlstefanovic

@Mr_Fanta_Pants How about clamp ya clam Sargent

Apparently "Relax your flaps, corporal" is not something you should say to your sister, because she was a Sargent when she left the army.