hopzilla

said it before, saying it again: anyone with 'studied at the school of hard knocks' or 'university of life' on their FB profile is a cunt

love to hear the HR person taking some new casual around and them not have a fucking clue what I do and then say another casual does my job. No wonder I hate this place #officecunts

This guy is either dumb as fuck or just doesn’t give a shit because if I was being told every damn day I was doing my work wrong I’d be crying my eyes out, he just sits there like: #officecunts

told supervisor the new guy is not busy enough he is fucking around and fucking shit up, sure enough today he is printing off bits of paper from an email and trying to give them to us - told him we read the email, we don't need them, oh Christ I can't deal with this #officecunt

@Map003Ward Nah I’ve got orange and black hair now

@trinnybopper And thats why you have purple hair

As usual I’m the most overdressed person at a gig. Harks back to the time when I was about 19 and I once went to a club in jeans and a T-shirt and my gay bestie took one look at me and I went straight home and got changed and went back out 😂

Christ almighty new guy is singing to himself and I want to throat punch him. Yes I’m menopausal, no I will not put up with annoying shit anymore #officecunts

Supervisor giving useless new guy very basic task to do, me under my breath “he will still find a way to fuck it up” #officecunts

haha new dickhead just said I forgot to do something, my response "Well I couldn't access it because you had it locked sooo...." you best watch yourself mate #officecunts

shit is hitting the fan here today, little miss quiet who never says anything or swears just told our supervisor she hasn't got time to speak to people doing the wrong thing (not our job). She then turns to me & says "I've effing had enough" GIRL WELCOME TO THE CLUB #officecunts

@stationmum101 @crackerscraigo Lmao same, my current kitchen is horrid 😂

@crackerscraigo This is how I know I am super poor. That kitchen looks very fine to me. I’ve lived in houses where I would have killed for a kitchen like that. (And I did also once willingly paint my kitchen yellow…)

Dear Lord please take my eyes. #Quoting

oh no, the new guy isn't speaking to me because he fucked up some shit and I told the people it impacted he fucked up some shit 😂 how will I ever cope? #officecunts

just told supervisor I may as well do ALL the fucking work myself rather than the new guy be employed because I have to spend hours fixing up his mistakes. HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY #officecunts

If it’s wrong to scream out “GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU DICKHEAD!” to tourists standing in the gutter or on the road taking photos of their idiot friends I don’t want to be right

me on the phone to receptionist loud enough for the new guy to hear "Why would you be calling him? He has no idea" #officecunts

new team leader acting like fucken George Costanza, tells a joke, nobody laughs except him, tells it again to everyone he doesn't think heard it the first time. Mate we heard it, it's not funny #officecunts

@Spanners_cat You’re always on holidays

When you’re at work and have absolutely no fucken idea what this new guy has done all day or why he is employed #officecunts

Jealous as fuck of anyone who went to both nights of Interpol and Deftones this weekend

There’s normal mums and then there’s me to my kids last night “I will wet my pants in the pit rather than miss a second of Deftones”

@JBollingmoore My exact face every day

another day, another dollar to have to fix up other people's fucking mistakes at work #officecunts