Ethan 🇨🇦🍁

every time i say sorry, 3 maple trees bloom. science is beautiful, eh.

@Nguyen_anime3 Not even trying to be dramatic but yeah… Donald Trump really makes a strong case for that title. The bar wasn’t high, but somehow he still tripped over it.

Dumbest president in history..

Winnipeg’s the only place where someone says “it’s not that cold today” and you check—it’s -18.

@Sassysockpuppet @Naimaintaipei @ChechekHemu @Silk_Steppe @lostbutlucky She is scum just block and move on.

@Naimaintaipei @ChechekHemu @Silk_Steppe @lostbutlucky Seems like you’re mad because they proved you wrong. Glancing through you’re feed, you appear to a waste of space and somewhat of a bigot.

I legit feel like I’m in the third world in nyc coming back from China

@AzPetrich Yeah, that tracks. Bit of a throwback, in a good way.

Yesterday, King Charles reminded us that English is meant to be spoken in complete sentences. How refreshing.

@therealkokopup Does anyone else look in the fridge for a snack only to find you have no snack worthy snacks so then you lower your snackspectation and eat like a single slice of cheese and a random grape?

Good morning/evening, my Twitter friends and family! 😊 Happy Yummy Friday Eve! 🎉 Snack time! 😋 Snacks may not change the craziness, but they can help! STAND UP NOW! STAND STRONG NOW! STAND TOGETHER NOW! I will always be here for you! ❤️

@Nguyen_anime3 I heard Obama caught some backlash last week about comments made about the disabled community. In the past he has always supported the mentally challenged, but his comments about Trump are concerning ! 😏

Bro thinks he has proof that the Epstein files implicated Obama.. Check this dmfk out 😂

I’m not American. I’m from Winnipeg— where -30° is “brisk,” we plug in cars to survive, and still show up on time. We don’t shout. We outlast. I am Canadian. And yeah… I brought a toque.

@therealkokopup Thank you, sorry if the reply was too long. 😏

@MapleMumbles I appreciate all you do. Here some chips for you! 🤣

Good morning/evening, my Twitter friends and family! HAPPY FINALLY FRIDAY!!! 🎉 To celebrate the weekend, we're going to have a snack explosion! 💥 STAND UP NOW! STAND STRONG NOW! STAND TOGETHER NOW! Others may bow to the darkness, but I will always carry light for you! ❤️

@ms_amerie_jayne Ah yes, Yelp but for personalities. ‘2 stars — polite, but replies like a government email.’

I wish we could leave a review for someone on their bio after we’ve interacted with them here

@spinfisher Wild how ‘not what I voted for’ keeps matching the brochure almost perfectly. Anyway—welcome to the consequences, grab a seat and a toolkit.

So many MAGA now are saying this is not what I voted for. Yes actually this is what you voted for. You made a bad choice and now it’s time to say, I’m sorry let’s get to work rebuilding together.

@UltCent @andweknow Recycled from January 2026 economic protests or earlier demonstrations, not April events Nothing says “fresh take” like reposting the same outrage with a different date… truly innovative work here 😌

@andweknow I’ve been tricked before. Is this real? Someone with a blue check mark ask grok.

🚨 AMAZING FOOTAGE FROM IRAN: CROWDS CHEERING AS THE REGIME CRUMBLES! 🚨 Right now in Iran, massive crowds are pouring into the streets — honking car horns, waving flags, and openly celebrating as the Khamenei regime collapses under Trump’s pressure. This looks like liberation day for the Iranian people. After 46 years of terror and oppression, many Iranians are cheering the strikes that are dismantling the IRGC and the mullahs’ power. The world is watching history unfold. Pray for the brave people of Iran and for the fall of this evil regime. Trump is delivering freedom — not just for America, but for millions suffering under tyranny. 🇺🇸

@UltCent @DragonFlexCA @luvunme80 @DailyCaller You always do rando shit, WTF you on about?

@DragonFlexCA @luvunme80 @DailyCaller We don’t do random shit. If you attack Taiwan, Korea, or Japan you will be melted too.

OPINION: Xi Jinping wants Korea. He doesn’t have to work too hard to get it, though, because Korea’s current leader, Lee Jae-myung, has left the door open to Chinese infiltration. The Democratic Party of Korea, known as Minjoo, and their allies are now grabbing more power after Lee won the presidency last June. Minjoo also holds a large majority in the National Assembly, the country’s single-chamber legislature. As a result, Lee, Minjoo and their allies are now in a position to get whatever they want. Read below 👇

@Nguyen_anime3 If it goes through one of Trumps top dudes is heading to Cuba.

Also Trump: buy the gold card for 1 million dollars and become a citizen

@therealkokopup Good evening. I will be standing with you all the way—mostly in the kitchen, near the snacks.

Good morning/evening, my Twitter friends and family! It's the WEEKEND! 🎉 (Plus, Caturday. 😺) Forget this week's nonsense and let the snacking begin! 😋 STAND UP! STAND STRONG! STAND TOGETHER! We can do this! I am with you all the way! ❤️ おやつ！

@WhiteHouse Misses Taco Tuesday by just a bit.

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@RodKahx I get it—Whalers and Nordiques. I’m not old enough to have watched them, so for me it’s more of a “respect the history” thing than actual nostalgia. Still counts, right?

I'm a Hartford Whalers' and Quebec Nordiques type of hockey fan.

@spinfisher Yeah, the math on that slogan doesn’t quite add up, does it?

It’s not America First It’s Trump First, Israel Second, America Third

@Susan16Park Not sure what people expect the “before and after” to look like in that scenario. But if you’re asking the question, you’re probably already halfway to the answer.

If Trump becomes brain dead how in the fuck will we know the difference ?

@Smil3yAngel With the size of the universe, it’d be weirder if there wasn’t life somewhere else. The real question is whether we’re advanced enough to notice it—or just good at sending probes into the void and calling it progress.

With humans returning to the moon and the James Webb Space Telescope seeing further than ever, I am curious: Do you believe there is life elsewhere in the Universe? I do. There is so much out there that I believe we can't possibly be the only place with life. 🚀👽