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@_Tee__G Banana republic

Those who ask who find this. Simple answer : south Africans last week we raised 100k for today march

@unclechiefgee Bro vanhu vanonyepa paden kana voda sleepover vanongoti tarara kustocktake 😂 matsotsi aya

Never date a hun who works in a retail. She only gets 1 day off a week and she wants to do laundry, her hair, rest. It’s just a waste of your effort. Siyai!

@iam_kingbee They need money

Thought they were installing new traffic lights around Harare that time they are putting up cameras?🤣🙌🏾

@magumbo_wacho @TafadzwaMandov2 Kumusha dzinogona dzakatoredzewa kudhara makungo feeder matacha

Tine Fish dzatichakupai😎

@NewsHawksLive @princtakubhebhe Aifanira kungoita kuti karuoko kasimbe ako 😂😂😂

🔴Matabeleland South Minister of State for Provincial Affairs and Devolution Albert Nguluvhe says the hideous and monstrous statue of Zimbabwe's founding liberation struggle movement leader Joshua Nkomo mysteriously erected in Maphisa, just over 100km south of Bulawayo, head of today national Independence Day commemorations there was removed "because it wasn't approved or installed with government's approval". "We don't even know who had built and erected it there. It was put there at night. That's why it was removed."

@TeeMhazo @controlla__zw Hausati wahura

Handisati ndamboona hure muAlbino

@FigoTongai @Patie_Mahamba 😂😂😂😂

@MapwanyireK @Patie_Mahamba Huumm I don't think so😅

Ndina bamnini vakaenda ku SA 2014, vakasiya mhuri. He doesn't hear from anyone and you don't hear from him. Ukavapinza mu family group vanobuda, always online pa Facebook nepa WhatsApp ukaisa message avapindure. Zvinenge zvamboitasei chaizvo?

@BabesweHunters She is quite convinced that if he could have raised her enough not your type could have married her.

Tsvagira mukadzi help wangu , therapy yakasimba ngl.link/babeswehunters1

@loiceMututuvar1 Bro don’t listen to everything linked to your second head you will regret

@263Chat Can the minister take all those who waist most of the time waiting to arrest motorists on stop signs and redeploy them to areas where there is under-policing . How can 7 officers get deployed on 1 stop sign the whole day?

Home Affairs Minister Kazembe Kazembe has warned of a severe staffing shortage in the country’s police service, saying the deficit is already straining operations and leaving many areas under-policed. Speaking during a National Assembly question-and-answer session on April 9, Kazembe said the government needs a total of 50,000 police officers to meet recommended staffing levels, but is currently short by 36,000 officers. “At the moment, we are in the process of looking for people who want to join the police force because we are losing a lot of people most of the time,” Kazembe told lawmakers. Follow 263chat whatsapp channel on: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@loiceMututuvar1 Zvinhu zviri normal zvebasa rei

@zondo_sikhumba Is Shabangu a shona person?

Ndebele people in Zimbabwe are the only people that are not happy with the Shona president who wants to be the king of Zimbabwe

@jahman_adamski Ko Dai akazorohwa ikoko akafa?

Why was Nelson Chamisa not at the Constitution Amendment Bill public hearing KuCity Sports Centre in Harare?

@DavidColtart Then what

Opposition to boycott CAB3 hearings after violence, intimidation newsday.co.zw/local-news/art… #

@nelsonchamisa @NicolaWatson13 With you it’s always the beginning which won’t begin

This is unacceptable! Zimbabwe has a bigger and deeper problem. Violence is an abomination. Why is this being allowed? Fellow Citizens, this marks the beginning of a new struggle! Enough is enough! This must bring all of us who believe in a free, open and peaceful Zimbabwe together! #OnePeople

@matinyarare @NyamudaJoseph Once they say yes to the referendum thus where the opposition put that sellout Chamisa♟️ he knows how to do the rallies that scam

𝗭𝗔𝗡𝗨 𝗣𝗙 𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗨𝗠. The fact that ZANU PF has chosen rallies and roadshows to promote the amendment bill at grassroots level while preventing those opposed to it from undertaking similar workshops, illustrates that they're preparing for a referendum. This means that despite what they're saying publicly, they're either aware that they may lose in court and be forced to hold a referendum or their parliamentarians will ultimately call for a referendum after the consultation period. This is quite encouraging for those campaigning against amendment without referendum. However, the question now is: do those opposed to amendment have a plan on how to campaign for “No” vote? And has ZANU PF changed people's lives enough to convince people to vote “Yes” to a term extension?

@nelsonchamisa @Haringt53982821 Be open we don’t remember silly things

You remember this! Have a blessed day.

@nelsonchamisa @BossG_Spectre Ndokuti chii ikoko

@BossG_Spectre #fakapressure

Fellow CITIZENS, I’m focused on the main show, finding a national solution to #CAB3, not distractions or sideshows. My leadership effort and focus is on our plans and a FRESH START path ahead. The die is cast. I say and act with integrity, purpose and in your best interests. Everything I do is grounded in accountability, responsibility, and the national interest. Ignore the sting operations and machinations meant to push a false narrative founded on malice and lies. God bless you.~Forever and always nc

@jahman_adamski @RoyRogersMcfr10 That Chapwati. Thing tells you everything about the guy

Unpopular opinion! Nelson Chamisa is the most overrated opposition leader Zimbabwe has ever had — all hype, Bible verses, and "God is in it" slogans with zero delivery, while real strategists get sidelined. His return with Agenda 2026 changes nothing; it's the same old dance. There, I said it! 🔥🇿🇼