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@PippaCrerar Seriously, was nobody paying attention when Corbin got in the same way? 🤦Idiots! Bloody hilarious! 🤣

Audible gasps in room at result - James Cleverly was 18 points ahead y'day. I've spoken to Tory MPs today who were voting for their preferred *second* candidate in final two - all were working on basis Cleverly was safe. "The most sophisticated electorate in the world" 🤨

BREAKING: Kemi Badenoch & Robert Jenrick go through to the final round of Tory leadership contest after knife-edge vote Results: Kemi Badenoch 42 votes Robert Jenrick 41 votes James Cleverly 37 votes Next up - members pick next party leader

@Balzac_Asimov @official_jrizz Then it's time to hop back on!

@Drive_pedia 'The Sodium Mystery' is two-for-one. Neither the person they're making fun of, nor the article's author get the joke! 🤣

20+ times that the internet caught people having an off-day!

@matthillco Try micro-reading. You don't have to set aside half an hour or more at a time. Try 1 min. 2mins, 5mins. No need for more. No pressure. Just pick up your book, read a few paras and put it down again. Then before you know it, you're into it and you just keep reading. Works for me.

Please help all the innocent men, women and children caught up in this senseless, barbaric war in #Ukraine. donate.unhcr.org/be/en-be/ukrai…

@stephenfry Quite. This isn't about banning Russian artists, it's about banning ANYONE (art, sport, business, politics, etc) who represents Russia. Russia must be a pariah state. No exceptions.

Oops, sorry, I meant, of course, @benjamin_cook & @russelldavies63!

@benjamin_cook @Russelltdavies PLEASE say you're already deep in the midst of Another Writer's Tale. Just reading it for a second time and it's FASCINATING! #DoctorWho

#Complaint What to do when @UPS hold my parcel for more than a MONTH asking for a VAT number I don't even have (I'm not a business)? Customer Service is a joke.They say to wait for a call/email from them, but it never comes. So frustrated! MORE THAN A MONTH!!!

Thank you @JohnBarrowman for the beautiful happy birthday video you made for my boy with a broken arm on his 13th birthday. He was flabbergasted! He was elated! And you were fabulous!

@mariamartsy Loved this!

@busrasdegec France was my number one! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

@ningningsparkle Yay ya ding dong! #FireSagaForever

@jronald Got the update and the sound died on my headset! It works fine with my PS4 but total silence on XBox One. Can't find a fix anywhere. Anyone else had this?

Lots of Xbox news this week, but in case you missed it we released our March Xbox System Update yesterday. In addition to the new features, this release also fixes many of the controller disconnects players have reported. Keep the feedback coming. news.xbox.com/en-us/2021/03/…

@teadevotee Wow! Here in Belgium, at this rate all adults will only be vaccinated by mid-2023. Sadly, that's not a sarcastic exaggeration.

GOT VACCINATED Wooooooooooo

Shocking scenes in Washington, D.C. The outcome of this democratic election must be respected.

@memneon @bespokespeeches Never mind the hair. There is no excuse of God's earth for those awful, curled under shirt collars! Shame.

@bespokespeeches Full respect (not) to the hair n'all.

‘Tis the season to be jolly but ‘tis the season to be jolly careful’ is a stonking good line. Full respect to whichever elf came up with this.

@bespokespeeches Exactly what I said to the screen!

@KermodeMovie congratulations on your @BBCr4today Thought For The Day! Everything shall be alright in the end, and if it's not alright, it's not the end! Quite right too.

@ItsWachiye As that time actually happens every day this year, I hope the "lifetime" prediction isn't accurate!