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@frmarcellinus 😂😂😂😂

Them: Padre, did you enjoy the frog meat we brought to the parish on Tuesday? Me: Frog whhaatttt

@treazyblaq @Chukwuebuk101 Osi apart from stew?? Me I use it to make stew, and I bet you’ll lick your fingers.

Igbo people do not add iru to egusi soup. Igbo people do not add iru to okra soup. Igbo people do not add iru to ogbono soup. Igbo people do not cook with iru. Igbo people do not add sugar to yam porridge. And Igbo people do not pour beans inside pot, add water and ingredients, then start cooking it like that. We cook it halfway first, pour away the first water like rice, then add fresh water before adding ingredients and seasoning. Yes, Igbo people use crayfish to cook almost everything apart from stew and you people should try it. I genuinely do not know where some of you learnt your cooking from.

@Marknit0 @SportyStacey7 Majid Michael of all people 😂😭😭😭

@SportyStacey7 Some of them became Pastors 😭

Then one day, the Film Producers Association of Ghana (FIPAG) decided to introduce mandatory fees and permits for visiting Nigerian filmmakers. In retaliation, Nigerian producers restricted their use of Ghanaian actors in Nollywood productions. Guess what happened years later?

@shakira @AMAs Shakira Forever. Congratulations Queen.

Thank you, @amas and to all my fans who voted! This means a lot! And I’d like to share this award with my incredible team that have been making the impossible possible on this tour. We did it, guys! See you soon on the US run starting June 13th!

Didn’t even know he’s dead. Too bad. Rest well, sir.

@Omolola_pt Me: Chemist man, I’m having soar throat, it’s malaria symptom for me, give me a good malaria drug. Chemist man: Okay.

Client: Pharm, please I have sore throat. It started this morning. Me: Ahhhhh!!!! Please go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY. It could be diphtheria tonsillopharyngitis, COVID, throat cancer, etc 😌

@Khalil_Oracle @Beebah_Naturals Christ, what the heck?

@Beebah_Naturals Nah, it's my cousin bro. Lost him towards the end of the same year.

1st Feb 2024: Mom Dies 5th Feb 2024: Dad Dies 7th Feb 2024: Wedding 9th Feb 2024: Wife Dies

@Olusegun_sugar @BlehisBack Oh chimooo😒eeeeh Congratulations oo

@BlehisBack 53

lol I’ve done it once before. Got to the bustop and just couldn’t go further. Everywhere was flooded. If I entered that water, it would reach my waist level. And it was still raining heavily. I just made a video of it, sent it to my boss and went home. Someone saw me making the video and asked for my WhatsApp so I can send it to him to send to his boss too. He also turned back home. I still have his contact 😂😂

@DiianaD_ Harry Maguire.

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Ronaldo, Messi or Neymar 😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love a lot.

How would have known kwanu? All these ex-convicts sef😂😂😂

@thenayvuiiiton I don’t like cooking 😒

Are there women who genuinely don’t like cooking , not that they don’t know how to they just don’t like to do it frequently?

@iam_olubori Yessss

Has nothing to do with money. It’s the quality of the man’s sperm

@heisPopwayne @WithEbenezer @BigPluto_xx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Mpagi alaye

@Mara4_Vee @WithEbenezer @BigPluto_xx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Alaye, just STFU ☹️

Visited my younger sister in school, this is her room. 4 girls, 4 fridges. 😂😂

@WithEbenezer @BigPluto_xx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Na where your mama dey beg your papa see am oo. Your sisters, so so begi begi because they can’t escape the girls begging fate.

@Mara4_Vee @BigPluto_xx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle You just proved how dumb you are, because you know that the majority of you women folks especially Nigerians beg for a living. Dating feels like a poverty alleviation scheme

@Oladmeji_i @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle It seems the only thing Yoruba people know how to do is curse and swear for people , Stupid retards.

@Mara4_Vee @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle See some of this gender gan lasan ehn😂 Na fridge make this one talk like mumu like this o

@youruncleonx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Ok

@Mara4_Vee @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle lmao 😂 this is so dumb😭😭😭

@BigPluto_xx @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Didn’t know your sisters grew into bambiala.

@Mara4_Vee @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle But na una still beg pass 😂😭

@harjeytools @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Mind you dearie, I’m not your mother and sisters.

@Mara4_Vee @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle And yet you na still depends on men to pay your house rent to buying your menstrual pads self... no be life you na come ooo.. you this people

@Mayarmi99 @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Okay

@Mara4_Vee @peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Guys always see the bigger pictures, y'all are stuck with a tiny mindset. A guy can be literally penniless and be dreaming of a million dollar life style and believing it will happen and it will actually happen in no time The male mindset is what is making us stand tall

@peterocky111 @AramideOyekunle Na em make una dey start live after school, but we are always ahead, prepared for the next.

@AramideOyekunle Wala for girls o, if na guy, one person don buy fridge, other go spend money on TV, another on sound system and life goes on. In no time the room is fully furnished