Marcus Aurelius

@ondrejindruch @glamin4K Cake, and it’s not even my birthday. How thoughtful.

@glamin4K Thank me LATER.

@buyherfeelings Milk does a body good.

@GeraldoRivera 2L8

Shut the fuck up about civil war. Life is not a video game.

@JoeyMannarinoUS That’s for you and your maker to work out.

God forgives, I don’t. There is no unifying with people who want me dead.

@DineshDSouza Retribution and vengeance is the Lord’s

Utah needs to do this execution by firing squad. No weird lethal injection or silly electrocution. Guillotine would be spectacular but has been out of style since the 1790s. Firing squad does to the assassin what he did to Charlie. Retribution=perfect justice.

@JDVance It makes sense to me.

@thebereanmillen Probably more age-appropriate.

My 9 year old son on our 2 hour drive to his baseball tournament asked to bring my iPad and watch more Charlie Kirk videos and learn about him. Big W

@GroyperCrusade @smokedetector_ @B1TuckerCarlson Keep it going. Both of you are low IQ individuals.

@smokedetector_ @B1TuckerCarlson

Im officially referring to MAGA as “Neckers” Join me

@PhysInHistory Quantum physics is constantly happening at a level we can’t comprehend, because we are limited by our five senses. Since we are bound by time, once we stop to interpret, that’s when a result is measured. Cars drive by an intersection all the time then a speed camera takes a photo

Richard Feynman ✍️

@LehtoFiles Yes, a mercury balloon.

Sorry, the new Hellfire missile UAP video is obviously a balloon. We should be talking about the Jackson Tic Tac or Borland's sightings, or the USSR UFO investigations. Instead we're talking about balloons again... I give my reaction now live premiere youtu.be/9jV-hyynYrw

@DrNeilStone Cipro

Azithromycin

@FirstLadyNot Horrible circumstances to be sure, but these comments have brightened my day. I haven’t laughed thus hard in a long time.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey… What utter freak of nature shat this out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s enough twitter for today I think

@FrancesKen66649 @FirstLadyNot I’m glad I’m not the only one.

@FirstLadyNot I'm sorry I must be a really bad person but, these make me laugh out loud. I think they are so cringe worthy bad that they are funny.

@Matthewtravis08 He won’t be singled out to lose his job.

This MAGA Rhetoric is all over the internet. MAGA begging for a “Civil War” “Mr. President, call for a Civil War, and let is do our thing” “Let us go door to door, street by street…Let us clean this country”… “Time for peace is over, I’m willing to fight, I’m willing to die.” “We are all Charlie Kirk” Trump did this. Trump owns this violent rhetoric.

@drkeithsiau 💯

Learning to do a procedure can be hard, but learning when not to do a procedure can be even harder.

@TheMaineWonk One can go so far left that you end up right.

Shapiro: We know he was of the left. Maher: We don’t know shit Ben… I’m hearing he’s in group that think Kirk wasn’t right wing enough— the groypers. You’re sure he’s not that? Shapiro: I’m not sure he’s not that. Maher: A few seconds ago you were.

@MattWallace888 Why not? It’s a great precedent to initiate for now… and the future.

My team and I have now gotten at least 25 people fired from their jobs for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Should we keep going?

@TheMaineWonk Agree

Social Media has made everyone insane.

@RedPandaKoala Yeah, a balloon made out of mercury.

"Sorry, the new Hellfire missile UAP video is obviously a balloon." Retired Air Force Pilot Chris Lehto on the new video of a UFO allegedly splitting a missile

@LauraLoomer @elonmusk Ooooooooh!!!! Like a Scarlet letter!! Great idea!!

After this week, I would like to see X put country tags on X accounts so we know which country someone is tweeting from. Too many foreigners on X pretending to be Americans for the sake of creating discord and political violence in the US. It’s totally out of control. @elonmusk