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@wobblymami Wild work haha

DMs are open for nut vids but I want the sounds to be on and I wanna see your face. My favorite are when you’re sitting in a chair in front of a mirror. Go

@ilovehockey07 How long you been sober?

i’m an alcoholic in recovery yes

@GuntherEagleman @joeawe Do you let random people in your home or do you lock the door? Borders & home security are two different things hahaha

@joeawe They are all hypocrites out of touch from reality.

🚨 LMFAO 😂 A reporter just rolled up to Billie Eilish’s LA mansion, the one SHE says is built on “stolen land” and it’s pure gold! Massive gates, security cameras, tall fences, thick hedges, all keeping people OUT. Reporter: “I thought Billie didn’t believe in borders… but according to the driveway, Billie DOES believe in borders!” “Let us in, Billie! This is stolen land, we think we should be given access to your quite lovely mansion.” Lights are on, someone’s home, but the “open borders” queen has Fort Knox-level security. Hypocrisy level: MAXIMUM!

@Kisschinxo Who else gonna do it haha

swag II midnight tonight.

@That1fooldathan Pockets ain’t empty cuh haha

I said forget about it cuh

@ChuckSportsApp @HoopMixOnly Kobe’s first team was the Hornets

@HoopMixOnly If only that were what loyalty actually meant. Rings won before leaving first team: Russell: 11 Jordan: 6 Magic: 5 Duncan: 5 Kobe: 5 Curry: 4 Bird: 3 Olajuwon: 2 Wade: 2 Kareem: 1 Dirk: 1 Kawhi: 1 Giannis: 1 Jokic: 1 LeBron/Shaq/Garnett/Durant: 0

Rings won with drafted team: LeBron: 1 Kobe: 0 Shaq: 0 Russell: 0 Dirk: 0 Kawhi: 0 Garnett: 0 Durant: 0 That is loyalty.

anybody wanna freak then lay up to an a24 movie & mansplain it to me

@wobblymami Men are clueless on a lot of shit haha

This is so real, men are so clueless to women’s weights. Someone guessed I weighed 130 (💅🏼) the other day and I just had to laugh like buddy you’re off like 35 lbs

Get me to God’s country

@seitanxhoe Ain’t that the point 😂

This kids gets it.

@anactualwalnut Cutting someone is more intimate, anyone can shoot a gun 😂😂

That’s cool have you ever heard of a Glock

wanna come over and build legos w me

@yagirlsarina24 It was a crazy time

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old ?

✨

I ain’t ever laughed so hard haha boom roasted !! 😂😂

The high risk high reward got me 😂😂

@wobblymami How many do you get? I’m sure it’s a lot haha

I probably won’t respond but just know I look at every single dm I get

Interested in looking through a catalogue of men, please DM me your hottest pics of yourself and any fun facts you’d like me to know! Thanks!