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Mari Aufmann
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@JackKennedy Mel is too high. She’s done like zero medicine. I would’ve rather seen her at the deposition than spend three episodes with her sister
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@PurpyNFL @plainwhiteclaw Wait til they learn baseball fields are different sizes
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@plainwhiteclaw “Catching a ball out of bounds wouldn’t count as a catch”
Yeah well that’s a whole different sport fuckwit
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this play is a good litmus test for who actually likes baseball and who should just go back to jerking off to NFL mock drafts
Los Angeles Angels@Angels
Did you get a shot of Jo Adell's historic night? 📱 Submit them at angels.com/content for your chance to be featured on Angels Social! #RepTheHalo
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@midwestoner1 Tbf taking a seam ripper to them once is easier than reshuffling them every single time, they wear out, get lost…but I need the padding so I’m biased
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Some of us have big tits and don’t want or need them, why are you so mad
cock sucula@cherrycrosss
Girl fuck you like genuinely why would you say this
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@thejoshl S1 all about how she’s too slow and gives patient to much care and attention
S2 two people in one day recommend she specialize is Geriatrics
S3 thrives in her new department albeit offscreen
S4 cameo consult on an elderly patient in the ER who needs her advocacy
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Hearing word that a character on The Pitt who had a 2 season arc about how she might be better as a non-emergency doctor was written out of the show & this means she was actually abused/fired by the lead actor whose character was mean to her because [parasocial fanfic gibberish].
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@JayJurden @GianmarcoSoresi 9 outta 10 tweets I’m yelling “Jay!!” as if 1) I know you and 2) you can hear me
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@PaulSmith248 My sister went to UIUC.
I went to UIUC.
My parents both went to Western but they paid for us so they get to claim UIUC.
It’d be really cool if we won
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My parents went to UConn
I currently attend UConn
My children will go to UConn
However, as a lifelong UConn fan, we don’t stand a chance against illinois
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@theoceanblooms My husband when I play 2 episodes of ER since we’re caught up on The Pitt: “they really could’ve just made a continuation of this show with [Noah]’s character where he is today” 🤦♀️
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That’s…a Kristen Wiig character
Christian Nightmares@ChristnNitemare
From the archives: Chuck Norris and his wife, Gena, warn of '1,000 years of darkness' if Obama wins in 2012...
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@george_gone @Brocklesnitch Tbh she was too famous to me to be in season 1
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@SopanDeb “Why are we still singing the national anthem 200 years later”. That’s how stupid this sounds
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@Ericrse37986 @pasta_nachos That one stung but hope he runs again
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it's so funny I haven't see a single person from Chicago that disappointed with the primary results. it's all melodrama from east coast people
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@SportsBeebler Is that how he afforded so many Bears and Cubs tickets?
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This dudes gf having an onlyfans is THE funniest thing on this app
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate
BREAKING NEWS: Connor, the newest Barstool Chicago employee (who looks exactly like White Boy Rick), wants to go by Barstool Burns. He’s been “Burns” his whole life and yesterday people were calling him Connor. Please refer to @therealburns3 moving forward as BURNS.
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@WillTheLandMan Not to speak against his family, but this is a man who poured himself into his performances. Changed his physique and sang live to portray Van Morrison, toured a one man show as Mark Twain, was devastated at reception of his Batman performance…such a weird person to do this to
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lol everyday I think we should have been on strike longer…
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Robert Pattinson is playing Pete Crow-Armstrong in Dune 3.
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@jbillinson Sing Street had wonderful music. And you only needed to believe a bunch of kids wrote it.
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THAT THING YOU DO! remains an incredible achievement in movie songwriting for this very reason
Jeff Zhang 张佶润@strangeharbors
Power Ballad: The issue with making a movie about a mega-hit, chart-topping song is that you then actually have to write and record a song that could believably be a mega-hit, chart-topping song. #SXSW2026
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@InternetH0F He’s on point. Everyone leave Home Depot Chris Fleming alone
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Yeah, nah. Thank fuck there weren’t any White Sox players on team USA this year
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Robert J. O’Neill spoke in Team USA’s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada O’Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden
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This has turned into Will Ferrell in Kicking and Screaming when he tried coffee for the first time then got so addicted he put a coffee machine on the bench
Scott Merkin@scottmerkin
Kyle Teel suggested the White Sox add an espresso machine in their dugout. A smiling Will Venable: "Whatever gets the guys going. If it’s an espresso in there, it’s fine by me."
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