Maria Aubrey

@AmericanAir @mikeaubrey Thank you for being so responsive.

@mikeaubrey That's certainly not what we like to hear. Please DM your confirmation code and tell us what happened.

The way I was treated at DCA by your employee @AmericanAir is unacceptable. It was at Gate C33 on a flight bound for MIA. His last name is Funderburke III and he is an embarrassment to your company.

@I_Am_Yanni Can I hire you to narrate my life? “And she misses a stair, and she TRIPS! Falling flat on her face”

Reel time! Hi, I'm Yanni! I'm a League of Legends PxP caster! I'm actively looking for broadcast opportunities, especially "Tier 2" and higher in any region. I have LAN experience, and am always down to travel! My DM's are open! Discord: iamyanni Email: YanniCasts@Gmail.com

Is it me or is Twitter just different now? My feed is different, the content is less curated and it’s just not the enjoyable experience it used to be. @elonmusk you should fix this…..

@mikeaubrey 🤣🤣🤣

I’m considering the first settlers journey from Europe to America and it occurs to me it wasn’t nearly as arduous as the Potomac Ocean crossing from DC & Maryland to Virginia. IYKYK Discuss 😂

@mikeaubrey @Lennar That’s so inconvenient for no reason.

Hi @Lennar - have you see the builder confidence numbers? I assume you have. I have a cash buyer settling on one of your homes on Monday. Yet your company is demanding he drive from Maryland to Chantilly Virginia to get his keys. This is not great customer service. Do better

Addictive, but like a healthy addiction.

Go DJ that’s my DJ 🙌

@mikeaubrey @jrpsaki I can totally see this happening to us 🥹

@jrpsaki Hahahaha. @MariaHarakidas this is what’s in store for us.

Parenting while traveling is having one of your kids somehow pee on your shoe in the airplane bathroom at the start of a five hour flight and still giving them all the snacks they ask for from your overpriced on board snack pack

Facts.

@mikeaubrey @dagenmcdowell @MorningsMaria @FoxBusiness I’m tuned all the way in - can’t wait to see you!

It’s the hot🔥topic of the moment - 📈Rising mortgage rates & the housing market🏡 Catch me with @dagenmcdowell on @morningsmaria this morning at 8:20am (EST) on @foxbusiness to get my expert take on today’s market.

Normalize adding a chicken filet to the bacon 🥓 egg 🥚 and cheese 🧀 on a muffin @ChickfilA. Just sayin…….

@mikeaubrey I guess they don’t see the vision of anchor commerce 😂

Observation. Friendship Heights (Wisconsin Ave) has had trouble keeping anchor commerce open but has an inordinate number of opticians and optometrists offices. What’s that about? #DC

@DoorDash for the love of God, please give us an option to have our food delivered directly to us and stop batching orders together!

LAAAARRRRY!!

Is the “modern farmhouse” the pumpkin spice latte of residential building? Asking for a friend. #architecture #RealEstate cc: @MariaHarakidas

@DoorDash don’t you think it should be a job requirement to have a reliable data plan or working car GPS to be a delivery driver? This is the 2nd time I’ve had a driver either not find the restaurant or my house due to not having a data plan on their phone.

@darthvega_ girl, I went all the way off on them this past week. #whoisthis

@SpecialK11_11 @mikeaubrey Well now that makes a little more sense why we keep seeing the same ones! 😂🤣

@mikeaubrey @MariaHarakidas I know!! It’s the same ones again and again. And I don’t know why WE TV claims 25,000 episodes. Did a quick search. Law & Order - 456 episodes. L&O: SVU - 494 as of April. L&O: CI - 195 episodes. 1,146 total.

If Law and Order has 25000 episodes; how is it possible the same 200 keep re-airing on whatever channel the series is playing on?? #LawandOrder cc: @MariaHarakidas