foreign&borin’ 🔜 drinkurwater 🔜 mersiv

lil baddie

why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness

“Sorry I told you to kys… I am sober now alcohol is bad for me haha”

Quitting my job to pursue my real passion: unemployment

I'm going to be very sexy and happy this Spring. (this is a promise and a threat)

kinda okay w men hating astrology cus i dont think they deserve nice things

gorilla t stepping down from 7s is not what i expected but wow

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

kitten very happy because her friend finally broke up with the boyfriend she hates

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

dat saturn return coming for u whether u believe in astrology or not

god is a woman

PLEASE let boogie t take gorillaTs spot on the seven stars lineup 🙏🏻

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

It’s March but I am the madness.

philadelphia is so elite

GorillaT has removed himself from the Seven Stars lineup and will no longer be performing at the festival this October.

life is beautiful because i got off work then walked 15 minutes to the art museum…my best friend called me to talk…the sun is out..everyone is smiling

normal guy wasn’t at the smoke shop and the new guy working kept asking me for my id (which I didn’t have obvi) because I “look young” okay sir i’ll take the compliment

she’s spiritually a gay man

a friend of mine used to call me when she was manic and I would go over to her house and we would take bong rips and binge drink for 10 hours while she just talked at me at 250 words per minute the entire time