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Captain Mario
Captain Mario@Mario_Maria1470·
Ghibli shit 🧵🖼️💻🎨 it thinks I have long hair but it nailed the hoodie changed background b/c errors
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最多情報局
最多情報局@tyomateee·
フィギュアの細部や装飾がゼロから形作られていく工程、あまりにも美しすぎるので是非、最後まで見て欲しい。
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Mati Smith🇦🇷
Mati Smith🇦🇷@Trumperizar·
🇯🇵 Los japoneses de hartaron de los negros que hacen quilombo en su país y les pusieron estos carteles en los trenes jajaj🐐 Los ponjas no se andan con boludeces.
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2cents@2centsOfficial·
What's a show where the spin off is better or more popular than the original?
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𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𓍢ִ໋♡
I read the study so you didn't have to. All 10,000 words of it could have been boiled down to this: "Intelligent, young European women don't want to date low IQ, sexually aggressive migrants from third world shitholes who entered as fake refugees." Kudos to the authors for landing EU grants to study ways of blaming native women for resisting political dogma. Apparently, it's their fault the rape statistics are through the roof, because they won't just shut up, spread their legs and marry the migrants to relieve their sexual frustration. Right. Fuck OFF!!
Rolf Degen@DegenRolf

Male refugees from Afghanistan and Syria in Germany show a keen interest in forming relationships with local women, but the local women show little interest in forming relationships with them. Germany, in particular, received over 1,4 million refugees between 2014 and 2016, predominantly from Muslim-majority countries such as Syria and Afghanistan. The majority of these arrivals consisted of young, single men within prime marriageable age brackets. This study examines partnership preferences of male refugees from Afghanistan and Syria who arrived in Germany between 2014 and 2016 and female residents of similar age. Overall, our results indicate a high level of openness among male refugees towards partnering with female members of the resident population, but a comparatively low level of openness among the latter towards partnering with recently arrived male refugees. This implies a substantial incongruence in partnership preferences among the two groups. Regarding the educational level of a potential partner, we found that all respondents prefer highly educated partners over those with lower levels of education. This suggests that, for refugees, securing a highly educated partner might serve as a means of upward social mobility and integration into higher-status networks in the host society. Furthermore, it is possible that highly educated women, due to their greater exposure to diverse social environments and potentially less discriminatory attitudes, are perceived as more open to intergroup partnerships, making them a more attractive choice for refugees seeking acceptance and social integration. On the other hand, the reluctance of resident women to accept partnerships with refugees is largely explained by their rejection of the ‘imported’ religious Islam. It is possible that resident women perceive the religious practices of newly arrived refugees as different from their own, reinforcing a social distance that limits intergroup partnerships. Moreover, this reluctance might not only reflect religious differences but also concerns about gender norms or perceived lifestyle incompatibilities.

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A L L D A Y 🚀
A L L D A Y 🚀@AllDAYZ77·
Shawn Michaels overselling his match with Hulk Hogan is one of the most hilarious things to watch 😭 Hulk Hogan was so frustrated throughout the entire match 🤣
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“rapey brown men from backwards countries who spend all day watching porn with white women in it reallllllly want to fuck white women but the white women don’t seem to want to fuck them back” cutting edge shit here, rolf. out of curiosity how many times did you strangle your hog while thinking about how you could “fix” this “problem”
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China live@ChinaliveX·
⚡George Galloway shuts down Piers Morgan: Galloway: When you talk about the “international community,” do you mean Washington, London, Tel Aviv, and Brussels? That’s not the whole world. Morgan: Then who is the world, in your view? Do you support Iran? Galloway: Listen carefully… China stands with Iran, Russia stands with Iran, Brazil stands with Iran, South Africa stands with Iran, Indonesia stands with Iran, Pakistan stands with Iran — and India deals with Iran. When did you, Piers Morgan, gain the right to decide that seven-eighths of the world’s population don’t matter just because you dislike their systems? These are the majority of the planet’s people, and they reject your so-called rules-based order — one that allows you to kill Palestinians while lecturing the world about human rights. Morgan: I’m not saying they don’t matter. I’m saying I’d rather live in a liberal democracy that guarantees freedom of speech than under a brutal dictatorship. Galloway (interrupting): You’re free to choose where you live — but you’re not free to destroy the rest of the world because they don’t live the way you do. That’s your “rules-based international order” — it’s the law of the jungle.
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Kangmin Lee | 이강민
This overused talking point actually disproves what you're trying to say. Japan saw instances of upskirting and took real action to protect women. They punish their criminals. They take accountability. Meanwhile whenever blacks are degenerate, gyrating your asses and performing sex acts in public, twerking on top of cars, gangbanging, shooting other in the streets, looting stores, raping our daughters, brutalizing women, beating up elders, and being public nuisances, you defend that behavior, deflect, and refuse to take any accountability. You freak out over people pointing out the garbage behavior while excusing the garbage behavior itself, crying about mean words. And the entire justice system and institutions of power lets you all get away with this atrocious, destructive behavior, hiding behind "racism." Not to mention the countries with the highest rates of rape are in African countries. And areas in the West with high concentrations of African migrants have higher and disproportionate rates of rape and sexual assault. So either take accountability, or kindly shut up. Everyone across the entire world is sick and tired of your monkey business.
Ayo-Elesho@Ayoelesho

Japanese men are so perverted that they commit a crime called upskirting, which means they secretly put their phone cameras underneath girls' skirts in and take pictures of their private parts. It got so bad that female-only coaches were created for women. In fact, while you can turn the shutter sound of your phone on or off in other parts of the world, you can't do so in Japan. This was to prevent Japanese men from taking pictures of girls’ private parts without their knowledge. So shut the hell up, you racist piece of shit.

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2cents@2centsOfficial·
How much bacon can an adult male consume in one day and live? I am testing now.
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New Direction AFRICA
New Direction AFRICA@Its_ereko·
🚨🇰🇷🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran just handed South Korea a reality check. After months of tension, Iran says South Korean ships can finally pass through the Strait of Hormuz. But there's a catch. Only after prior coordination with Iranian military and government authorities. And Tehran is demanding a full list of South Korea's stranded ships and nearly 180 vessels missing at sea. The message is loud and clear: the days of Western-aligned nations moving through the Gulf without answering to Iran are over. Seoul thought sanctions and pressure would break Tehran. Instead, Iran made them sit down, submit paperwork, and ask for permission.
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Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·
Dude who wanted to take the Ring for himself to save his kingdom but decided the mission to destroy it was more important because it would save the world, and died for that cause. King who initially refused to aid another kingdom because they didn't help when they needed it, but ultimately decided fighting evil and saving their civilization was more important than his petty grudge, and died for that cause. Guy who lived a life of cruelty and greed who got corrupted by a quasi-demonic force that turned him into a monster and made him suffer in loneliness for hundreds of years until given the chance to redeem himself and genuinely tried but ultimately failed by giving into temptation and betraying the only person who could bring him salvation. "No moral complexity."
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Rock Photography@Photomusicrock·
The industry erased Rock music by replacing it with Rap.
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Yung Sp€ngler@Yung_Spengler·
This greentext was posted in the replies Is it… is it possible, Israelis have not linked cause & effect from starting a war? It would also explain Israel’s apparent eagerness to destroy Iranian energy infrastructure, despite their own energy/water infrastructure vulnerability
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The General@1776General_

"We are destroyed. We are living in shelters for weeks now. Why exactly are we the ones suffering right now? We are the chosen people!" - Tel Aviv Mayor Ron Huldai

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Captain Mario
Captain Mario@Mario_Maria1470·
in the late 80's and 90's, traditional martial arts, especially Korean TKD, lost their way in the name of graduating more black belts for money
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