⚓️Jolly Mutt 📼🪱

Heyyo! I'm Jolly- the maritime mutt! Below you can find info about my alt accounts, and any other stuff you might be curious about! I'm old, and have the attention span of a fly, but I appreciate you taking the time to check out my nonsense! 💙🫶⚓️

When she says ‘jump’ and you already asking ‘how high?’ 😭💕

every friend group got The Ancient One

i feel like this

he’s not just a boy he’s my wife

no hard feelings man but I'm going to skin you alive

I hate to break it to you, but everyone is “problematic.” Human beings are flawed. If they weren’t, literature and art would not exist. You’ve been duped by an ideology that will happily rob you of all joy and complexity in life and art.

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Nowadays 14 year olds talk about problematic media instead of playing video games and watching flash animations

#milgram_fa #03_m #08_m

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Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

비 온 뒤

computa make everyone be my friend

すみっこぐらししてる、ちんまりさん

Life is sunshine and rainbows

*gives you a big wet smooch*

I'm sorry but there is nothing you can say to me that will genuinely get me upset enough to actually take drawings seriously. I simply have more important things to care about. I am not online enough to pretend to be worked up over something so obviously non-harmful. Art is Art.

食べたい気持ちが早すぎた犬

かわいい生首が迫ってくる動画🎥