Mark Heardman

@liamgallagher Spill the beans. Are you part of the AAA headliner for the Mani tribute on the 30th? 👊🏼

BUMBACLARTS

@liamtuffs1 Same here! Even a broken clock is right twice a day though.

@EdwardJDavey Blimey.. never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be agreeing with Ed Davey.. who’d have thought it!

Winston Churchill helped defeat fascism in Europe. He deserves better than being replaced by a badger 🦡

@rickygervais Just retire and get a dog…or even two! Life is fleeting and is so much better with them in it 🐶🐶

@chippychop_ I travel too much as I’m always on tour and I believe if you own a dog you should give it the best life possible and play with it everyday for 15 years.

@StoneRoses_News Love it 😍

@MarkHeardman Ah I see that you mean with the descending Em. Did you hear this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Kynr…

I wonder if this is (at 2 mins 6 seconds in) what inspired the chorus (if you can call it a chorus) in Your Star Will Shine Again. #StoneRoses #SecondComing Carole King - Going Back. m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWzgbl…

@liamgallagher Nice one. Not quite as young here but this was my first sober Xmas since about 13. Haven't touched a drop since Feb. Gonna keep going 👊🏼

1st Christmas sober since I was 3 absolutely incredible stats LG x

@ianbrown So sorry Ian X

REST IN PEACE MANi X

@rickygervais Taken straight from the Bible...

All the Dutch Barn flavours are amazing, but if you can only buy one, make it Ginger Spiced as that helps donkeys. And you can’t get more Christmassy than ginger & donkeys. Just ask baby Jesus 👍 dutchbarn.com

Look at the state of it.

@MichelleDewbs You can’t beat Dr Seuss, he wrote so many brilliant books! My daughter’s favourite was “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish”. We used to read it together EVERY night when she was little! She’s now 25 and is a qualified Vet but can still recite it word for word to this day 😊

My little boy asked me to read him this book in bed tonight & I agreed to do half, as it was getting late. The first page, I was gripped & we (obvs) finished the whole thing! How on earth have I never encountered this book before…Have I been under a rock?! It is wonderful🥰

@elonmusk It's amazing! Grok Imagine has brought to life a painting we have of my Great Great Great Grandfather (born in 1829)

Animate photos of yourself, friends & family! Grok Imagine can turn any photo on your phone into a video in 17 seconds.

So impressed with Grok Imagine! #gnomeroses

@ATRightMovies I am the Resurrection.

@TRobinsonNewEra Starmer out of shot to Zelenskyy “Release the Sausages!”

Caption this...

@liamtuffs1 Absolutely not!

Does Islam have any place or serve any purpose in British politics?👇🏼

@ginacarano Eurythmics knew the score... Beethoven (I Love To Listen) by Eurythmics shazam.com/track/483026?r…

@MatlockAntiques Is this still available?

Garden Angel £35 U37 #matlockantiques

@RealDeanCain I love your recent use of one of our best British insults. I remember watching an episode of ‘Mork & Mindy’ years ago and there was a character called Mr Wanker in it. Always made me chuckle as a kid. Has the word wanker taken on a new meaning in the US recently?

Says the wanker who follows me…