Mark Gordon

@WUTangKids Code name: Soft serve

You telling me this fat slob is a "ICE agent"

@Broncos RB pls

🚨🚨🚨 We've received picks 2-57, 3-74, 4-111 and 7-230 from Carolina in exchange for picks 2-51, 3-85, 4-122 and 6-208.

BREAKING: All dystopian movies from @netflix have been cancelled because the #StateOfTheUnion is far scarier.

I’m at Together Digital | Masterclass: AI Strategy for Marketing Leaders with the amazing @LaurenEPetrullo.

@HelloFresh thanks for the ridiculous chore. Mashed potatoes. Quest peel 10 mini potatoes.

@winenewsmaster @Wendys Or people who hold stemware by the bowl :-)

@MarkInNorcal @Wendys This is much like all those high-tech ads that show actors at keyboards who had no clue what home row is.

Dear @Wendys. Please have your actors complete Burrito Consumption Training before shooting commercials about burritos.

@NBCOlympics please stop putting ads in the middle of events like the 800 freestyle on Peacock and then skipping ahead of the race. You are completely disregarding any respect for the sport and its athletes in favor of ad revenue. Shameful. #Olympics2024Paris

@_dawnmontgomery @Applebees I never thought it was possible to spend $500 in Applebee’s well played

Hey @Applebees, we ate here in Laurel, MS. Before we, a party of 10, sat down we were told our waitress was new & afraid to wait big tables. We were patient w/Melissa & she did a great job. When the check came out I tipped this. Why the manager made me leave my number because..

@ChrissieEvert Not this close, but I was on a flight that had to pull up and recircle. Scary as hell.

Omg….🙏🙏🙏

Fun fact: Katie Ledecky has gone sub-8:14 in the 800m free as many times as Trump’s felony counts.

Giro d’Italia to climb and descend Umbrail Pass despite rain and risk of snow. Kinda makes me feel bad think about how epic the s might be. flip.it/lBxv04

@Martina @nytimes Makes me wonder about Qin Haiyang’s success recently

via @NYTimes- this sure smells to high heaven nytimes.com/2024/04/20/wor…

@BryanDFischer Dang. I was looking forward to seeing Cream Abdul Jabbar on the big stage.

First four out:

@qpe Spoken by someone who’s never been been hit on the button.

It’s how he bends his knee that doesn’t sit well with me. That’s not what an unconscious person does. #JoshuaNgannou

"It is a project that has been running for more than a year. The aim is to create an even better time trial helmet than last year's" - Mathieu Heijboer Find out more about our new time trial helmet on our website!⬇️

@RealEmirHan How do the effects of 2001 hold up so well after 55 freaking years?

@News24680 On it! ✅

@MarkInNorcal Please give her a head rub and nose boop from us! #PerfectAnimals

"Hot, but they built this cooling box for me..."

105 outside. Our new puppy is a genius. #GlobalBoiling #doghack