Asparagus grows like someone is trying to trick you into believing that’s how it grows.
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Mark Herman
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Mark Herman
@MarkJHerman
pro/noun, self-diagnosed mental disorder. Host of @Marksplained. Opinions and bad puns are my own.
Katılım Haziran 2008
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huge congratulations to our humble host!!!!!!!
Baron Coleman@baroncoleman
If you’ve ever given the show a listen, thank you! Cracked the Top 25 on the Spotify News Podcast Charts!
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@emilyshafer @BlakeSNeff Because I’m a nerd, and I never said it wasn’t cool
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@MarkJHerman @BlakeSNeff Why do you care??? Someone always has to say something. Blake, that was super cool the total was 17.76 esp after America's 250.
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My Uber driver tonight was a big Turning Point fan from Guam who gushed about how much he loves America during the drive and by total fluke the trip total was $17.76.
Powerful omen.
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@xdnissss @BlakeSNeff Having an iPhone SE doesn’t make someone an accessory to murder. Now, if he had an android…
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“The evidence is overwhleming”
“Wear a mask, save lives”
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s o j o u r n x r@sojournxrr
@RealCandaceO People are posting “Tyler did it” the same way black boxes were posted in 2020 to show solidarity with saint floyd
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Who's ready to party like a jihadi this October in the Caribbean?
Cabins are selling quick so don't wait!
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@IanCarrollShow I just realized why they keep harping on your pizza delivery driver past: because they can’t talk shit about how effectively you deliver now
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I'm missing the part where he said they're investigating it. But go off with that clickbait and get your engagement, queen 💅🏾
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING: Kash Patel revealed the FBI is investigating the death of Senator Lindsey Grahm after Patel announced that they are assisting local authorities and providing them with every resource available.
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@dom_lucre I'm missing the part where he said they're investigating it. But you go off with that clickbait and get your engagement, queen 💅🏾
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🔥🚨BREAKING: Kash Patel revealed the FBI is investigating the death of Senator Lindsey Grahm after Patel announced that they are assisting local authorities and providing them with every resource available.
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I just got off the phone with @LindseyGrahamSC, we spoke for about 20 minutes. It was a long and substantive conversation about more funding for Ukraine, more bombs for Iran, blocking any semblance of election integrity, and other important work the Senate does.
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Everybody expecting to lose the turtle, but instead we lose our ladybug. Suspicious timing, so get ready for everyone to blame this on the Russians.
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@Cernovich I used to drive my Dodge Neon around town, ripping Djarum Blacks all night. I used to be super cool, no clue what happened to me.
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Not that I advise smoking, but do teenagers not want to get out of the house, drive around listening to music and smoking cigs? That wad the best part of driving. Getting away from mom and dad, being by yourself with your angsty teenage “thoughts.”
Cernovich@Cernovich
The replies to this show that people who are vocal on Twitter never played spots. “Why would you get a license?!” To drive to football practice, the gym, what are people talking about. I was not some athletic elite guy and even I played sports.
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Imagine being so controlled that you walk out of court after seeing the same blurry footage we all saw days earlier, but with a subtle zoom and some red circles, and say you saw 4k footage, knowing others there saw the same video and would tell the world you're obviously lying.
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Kind of incredible that National Right to Life ended up "killing" Mitch McConnell on X.
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@LeahHalan Sorry, I forgot that we’re all supposed to be anti-semantic on here
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"...and his actions on the rooftop..." Notice how he doesn't say that we actually see Tyler take the shot. What "actions" do we see? Did he do some sweet dance moves?
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson
Just witnessed something at the Charlie Kirk assassination pre-trial in Utah that has NOT been made public yet and you need to hear about it... Erika Kirk asked for us to be here today. We sat inside the small courthouse in Provo with the family. The Judge told the media to turn off all cameras and allowed the full ENHANCED footage of the murder to play. Every movement of Tyler Robinson that day captured in full quality HD. Zoomed in. Some footage in 4K. Tracking all his movements. You can see crystal clear Tyler Robinson’s face, the license plate number on his vehicle, details on his clothing and his actions on the rooftop — and you can time every horrifying detail to the minute Charlie Kirk was murdered. What the public couldn’t see was the emotion in the courtroom. Charlie’s family sobbing uncontrollably, Erika in Mrs. Kirk's seniors arms. Charlie's father comforting them. Just feet away sat a pale, lifeless emaciated Tyler Robinson who stared at the floor with no remorse as he listened to the weeping. Robinson has never once looked at Erika this entire trial. The entire courthouse gasped when the video was over. Eventually this footage will be released. It was really tough to relive that day in such gruesome detail. This case is overwhelming. Please pray for a speedy trial. And to all the tormenters of the Kirk family, you can go to Hell where you belong. We pray for Justice for Charlie 🕊️
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@MarkJHerman @bennyjohnson Mark, I think something is wrong with your clickity clack keyboard. The "d" is spaced into a c & l. Please have it checked out. 🤣🫶theLurker
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They just said no footage of Tyler Robinson taking the shot exists. What changed in the last few days? Were they lying on July 7th when they said this, or is @bennyjohnson just chasing some clicks?
Danks@danksterintel
⚠️ URGENT 🚨 THERE IS NO FOOTAGE OF THE "SHOT" THAT KILLED CHARLIE KIRK FROM THE LOSEE CENTER AT UVU BY ANYBODY 🎯 No footage of the act. 🚫🎥 An assumption in place of a shot. ❓ And a man sitting in a cell on it. ⛓️ ⚖️ Charlie Kirk murder trial. Utah v. Tyler Robinson. 🗣️ Defense: "Is there any footage of the alleged shooting?" 👮 Witness: "There is not, Judge." No video of the shot. None. ❌ The state's own witness confirmed it in open court. What they DO have, in their words: a figure who goes to the roof, low crawls to the edge, and leaves "after what we ASSUME is the shot being fired." 👀 Assume. 🤔 Welcome to their mountain of evidence. ⛰️ Receipts Over Narratives ALL DAY LONG. 🧾🔥 His words. On the record. 📌 Lobbying Kills ☠️
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@LeahHalan “You could see the man on the roof- reportedly Tyler Robinson getting down into that wine or prone position before the shot was fired.”
Very specific wording, notice how it’s “before the shot was fired?” Why not just say “before he fired the shot?”
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@MarkJHerman Guess you will find out bro.
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Heidi Hatch KUTV@tvheidihatch
The final day of the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing ends today at the noon hour. After the defense final DNA witness the court allowed the family to watch the zoomed in surveillance video from Utah Valley University. Even zoomed in the quality of the video surprisingly high. You could see the man on the roof- reportedly Tyler Robinson getting down into that wine or prone position before the shot was fired. The video showing Robinson allegedly returning to campus with jeans on shows that very distinct limp with the rifle likely in the leg of his pants. Heartbreaking to watch Erika Kirk and Charlie’s parents as they watched in greater detail these final moments before Charlie was shot & killed on campus.
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