Mark Mathias Sayre
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Mark Mathias Sayre
@MarkMSayre
Gone fishing.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2011
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@JeffSharlet @andizeisler he was going to but russia mistook him for a stray dog
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@TysonFoods in your defense, i don't even own a table... i'm homeless
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@TacoBell why is that white guy eating a flatbread triple steak alone and watching shirtless black guys play basketball in your commercial?
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@CityofVanNuys in front of the mummy school aka the burn victim hospital
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@DIRECTV what button do I press to mute just Chris Collinsworth?
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@nitTWITStv is now on @funnyordie youtube! Check out @DannyZuker's sketch here! youtube.com/watch?v=wH63MV…

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@BurgerKing Now that you put fries in your burgers maybe you can do another thing we all do and put actual beef in them too
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@Dschnoeb i thought under the dome just meant you had time warner?
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@MandySlamberg don't let me steal thunder you should tweet it!
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@robfee put us (@nitTWITStv) on this sweet list of cool youtube channels and you should check out all of them mandatory.com/2013/06/24/10-…
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@2santMorrison HEY. I just discovered your music and wanted to let you know I think it's F*#$ING DOPE. Thank you.
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