Mark Mathias Sayre

@lilypad13 thank you everything makes sense now

@JeffSharlet @andizeisler he was going to but russia mistook him for a stray dog

@TysonFoods in your defense, i don't even own a table... i'm homeless

@duplicitron Day 1 starts now!

@TacoBell why is that white guy eating a flatbread triple steak alone and watching shirtless black guys play basketball in your commercial?

@CityofVanNuys in front of the mummy school aka the burn victim hospital

@DIRECTV what button do I press to mute just Chris Collinsworth?

@nitTWITStv is now on @funnyordie youtube! Check out @DannyZuker's sketch here! youtube.com/watch?v=wH63MV…

@BurgerKing Now that you put fries in your burgers maybe you can do another thing we all do and put actual beef in them too

@Dschnoeb i thought under the dome just meant you had time warner?

@lazerdoov this really puts a couple scenes in perspective for me now.

@LadyCocoSea Ah thanks, ma'dear!

@MandySlamberg don't let me steal thunder you should tweet it!

@robfee put us (@nitTWITStv) on this sweet list of cool youtube channels and you should check out all of them mandatory.com/2013/06/24/10-…

@DavidKlein5 you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

@2santMorrison HEY. I just discovered your music and wanted to let you know I think it's F*#$ING DOPE. Thank you.