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@DovySimuMMA A 3yo bounces a ball, basketball is dumb A 3yo throws a ball, American football is dumb A 3yo hits a ball, baseball is dumb A 3yo wrestles his friend, UFC is dumb Pretty clear that Dana is dumb

Dana White says ‘soccer’ is least talented sport on earth “Can’t stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth. There’s a reason 3 year olds can play soccer”

@westhamtransfer @Benrahma2 Funny how a bit of time changes perception for some. Other than the pen in the ConfL final, all I remember Benny for is the number of times he blazed the ball over the fucking bar when it was easier to hit the target!!

😪 - @Benrahma2

@EkiTikiTaka @WestHam_Central Errr, Lee Bowyer….. 😆

@WestHam_Central Who punches his teammate 😭😭😭😭

Pabs with a slap in pre season 😂 go on mate

@craigmrosie @jomickane Your question: Why would you want to be a police officer in this day and age in the UK? My question, as an Englishman living overseas, is: Why would you want to be in the UK in this day and age?

@jomickane Why would you want to be a police officer in this day and age in the UK?

Just a normal day in Manchester 🤬

@JBTFooty @SkySportPL The amazing thing about that photo is how all the Liverpool fans are dressed up completely in red in the background, they really are such great supporters aren’t they?

🗣️ | Eddie Howe on where he ranks among Premier League managers after the Carabao Cup win: "I’ve won the same number of trophies as Mikel Arteta, so I must be a world-class manager too (laughs)." (via @SkySportPL)

@FearedBuck “I’m just a person by myself” - what does that even mean? How anyone can say that wasn’t a deliberate assault is delusional, the drawing back of the arm has no place in running and is 100% the precursor to striking someone

The track runner who attacked another girl with a baton in the middle of a race speaks out

@JoeySuffolk04 The boy getting the autograph: perfectly normal The boy getting the shirt: fairly normal The same boy kissing/sucking/sniffing the shirt: definite wrong’un

Games so gone #itfc

@JBTFooty The test is, who would most fans take to their team, and it’s probably Nunez tbf

I would pay to see this

@thescienceguyx @elonmuskADO Yep, 96

@elonmuskADO 39

@RICHYBUTTON @TayWH5 This^^^^^^^

@TayWH5 Just because JLO Is the wrong man it doesn’t mean Moyes is the right man!

@bobmca1 What actually is that, a Hallowe’en mannequin in repose?

A perfect visual metaphor for the current state of UK political discourse and the calibre of our elected representatives in government. Asleep at the wheel - and we’re paying for this!

@BillyBondsStand Was there with my Dad, brother and two mates, had such a good day out even though we got spanked. Crowd was amazing, that was proper support, always helps when a ledge is the manager

Playing Nottingham Forest always takes me back to Villa Park FA Cup semi 1991. The West Ham fans were unbelievable that day singing 'Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army' non-stop throughout the second half. I remember Roy Keane just standing staring in disbelief as were 4-0 down ⚒️

@Gunnersc0m Stop whining, and get ready for your fanbase to hound you out like they did Wenger (and he was actually successful). It hasn’t taken them long to turn…..

If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?

@EPLBible First challenge, elbow to back of the head Second challenge, elbow to side of head/face and handball Nice lob over the keeper Probably a foul on player on goal line Whistle already gone Would’ve been disallowed on review anyway

Non biased fans ONLY. (No Liverpool / Arsenal fans) Should this goal have counted? 🤔 x.com/CorzekM/status…

@CINCOxBINCO @moongleamdream Answer is 1 Maybe they got 5 like this: 6 / 2(1+2) 6/2 = 3 3(1 = 3 3+2 = 5 Inventive, interesting, but very wrong

@moongleamdream I’m getting 1…. 9 is understandable… But how TF DID HE GET 5 😭

OPEN THE SCHOOLS 😭😭

@WillLebeau18 Weirdly, Diafra Sakho, wasn’t expecting him to be popping up!

What’s the first player that comes to mind when you see this shirt? 💭

@TheGoonerAFC @chippenhammer Or fans who started watching football before the premier league, it did exist before then chumpy. I watched all of Lyall’s reign and am years from a pension. Try a maths lesson, might help your ignorance

@chippenhammer I'm talking about fans who aren't pensioners.

Still insane how disrespected Moyes was at West Ham. Even in his WORST season, he reached a Europa League QF and finished 9th. Literally gave West Ham fans their best ever era of supporting the club.

@TheGoonerAFC How ironic, an Arsenal fan lecturing West Ham, short memories you lot have, half your crowd hounding out your most successful manager for years before he finally f^<ked it off. Wind your neck in div, won’t be long before ArTITa cops it from you mugs

@Whu_Centre Nonsense, Rodriguez and AWB had decent games, Bowen always gives his all but was largely ineffective, Kudus had moments but lost it. Biggest worry is how often Areola is getting done at his near post. Paq is a liability. Summary over