Mark Pessoni

@ah_pod One player looks really nervous in that photo, not saying which one…

Kyle is so small I love it.

@MichaelStubel We’re loud, we’re sexual predators, we’re violent, we will fight anyone who doesn’t wear the uniform that we prefer. We are the best fans.

We’re loud. We’re competitive. We’re obnoxious. We’re insufferable. But when the moment calls for it, you won’t find more ball-knowing, serious, and appreciative fans in the world. This Ozzie moment happened with MJ and Lemieux in Philly, too. We recognize and honor greatness.

@Philly_Mays There are 20 other franchises that could do what Philly did tonight. Minus all the booing and throwing batteries. Low bar for sure, except for the fact that most of the rest of the United States has a higher bar

Philly is the best. What an atmosphere.

@johnrabe Kyle is a good dude. But he looked like his family had been massacred by the Nazis when he lost tonight. I’m not sure why this means so much to you, dude. Because you’re in Philadelphia? How about wining a World Series? Otherwise Take your $30 million and go home and fuck off

I don’t have a single bad word to say about Kyle Schwarber. I think that dude is awesome, and he’s an absolute masher. That’s part of what makes Jordan Walker winning the #HRDerby so awesome. He beat one of the best. #STLCards

@Waitwhodfisthat @MLB @TMobile He was excellent. He’s an excellent pitcher. There is no doubt that he is probably the best pitcher in baseball right now. But that doesn’t change the fact that’s he is looking like a whiny little bitch rooting for Schwarber.

@MarkPesson34604 @MLB @TMobile Then struck out 7 more batters and got the win 🤡

Jacob Misiorowski is pulling for Kyle Schwarber in the @TMobile #HRDerby Finals 🔔

@dgoold I don’t think Phillies fans even remember 2011. Their anger is more about what happened 10 minutes ago when some drunk tried to butt in front of them in the urinal line. That’s as far as they go with their thinking

Jordan Walker will be batting second for the #HomeRunDerby. He'll follow Willson Contreras to the plate in Round 1. #stlcards #Cardinals #AllStarGame

@_nateschwartz Teams in the east like the Phillies, Yankees, Mets, and Red Sox don’t really like the game. They just like their teams. They think everybody that doesn’t play for their team is absolute trash Ahem….Damon, Dykstra, Strawberry, Clemens, Gooden, MVaughn, Pedro, Cespedes, Cano……

The Philly crowd being dead for anyone except the Phillies is pretty lame tbh

@IcyVert But has anyone ever swung like they were an 8 year-old trying to win a wiffle ball home run derby like Willson did tonight? He’s lucky he didn’t get injured. Because that was silly looking. And I love the guy because of what he was as a Cardinal, but that was pretty stupid.

Big fan of Wilson Contreras for how he seemingly enjoyed playing the villain there. That’s all it takes in Philly we all love him.

@ah_pod I love your team too. When they lose. Which they do a lot.

it's moments like these where I regret saying bad things about this team. I hate how much I love them.

@BobTheNhlGuy @cardscookie It’s also not good or interesting , so there’s that

@MarkPesson34604 @cardscookie I think you're taking this post at face value, It's not that serious

Holy. Shit. If y'all thought Cardinals fans were insufferable before... ⚾🔥❤️

@phillycrew1 The heart of the participation trophy. Philadelphia PA.

@phillycrew1 God, for a city that claims to be tougher than any place in the world, you guys are fucking soft as shit. Good Lord, what a weenie take.

TRENDING: The final home run that Jordan Walker hit WAS NOT the red and white ball. The pitcher used the all white ball, so it was easier to see… They really rigged it so Walker could win the home run derby…

@Philly_Mays Weak fan base that needs wins desperately

PROTEST

@JackFritzWIP God, you guys are so weak you hate any team that has ever done anything to defeat you. Just weak, whiny bitch ass drunks. Any team that beats you on a random Tuesday night in April is your fucking worst nightmare. Any team with bats and gloves is the Nazis to you. Weak fans

Just an all-time great atmosphere at the Bank tonight. A great crowd, the boos were hilarious. Can’t think of a more crushing loss to the Cardinals in the history of the franchise. #InvestigateTheMagentaBalls

@BobTheNhlGuy @cardscookie If she is, she’s a shitty one. So fuck her.

@MarkPesson34604 @cardscookie if you couldn't tell, she's a cardinals fan

@bschaeffer12 As an ancient STL fan who has seen them win every kind of postseason wins in person in my life, this was probably my favorite moment in a decade. Right with Pujols hitting his 700th in LA. Especially considering how awesome Jordan is, and how lovely his family seems to be

Cardinals fans: When was the last time you were that wired from the result of a Cardinals-related moment? That was just so cool to witness, knowing the journey of Jordan Walker to that point. The dramatic nature of it, the environment in Philly. All of it.

@jordiebarstool Nicest kid in the world is a villain. Only in Philadelphia.

Credit to Jordan Walker. Hell of a villain. Can’t do anything about that. Man just took on an entire ballpark by himself and won

@Symone_Stanley That pic is on my camera roll. Thank you.

Generational hate watch

@JakeMarc23 If Citizens Bank Park is “hell on earth”, then as a Cardinal fan, hell on earth is pretty awesome. Considering we won the home run Derby tonight, and leapfrogged your dumbasses in 2011 to win the whole fucking thing.

@MarkPesson34604 He did

Jordan Walker is about to walk out to hell on earth lmao