Mark R Hunter

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Mark R Hunter

@MarkRHunter

Humor, history, YA, fiction writer from Indiana. Eleven published books ... dispatcher, volunteer firefighter. No "help" DMs! https://t.co/rLN3TZlXqy

Northeastern Indiana Katılım Haziran 2010
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tuuuuu@tuuu28283·
アメリカの兄弟達 日本人なんであんまりわかってないんだけど 英語のyesとyupは意味ってほとんど一緒??
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Mark R Hunter
Mark R Hunter@MarkRHunter·
@AngelinaReagan7 I was 14; it was a pretty big deal. We had a parade, fireworks, and hot air balloon rides in my town. Loved watching the tall ships parade on TV.
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Redhead Ranting™@redheadranting·
Ok, the weirdest thing happened. I have a glass water filter/dispenser - it's a big, a few gallons worth. I keep a smaller mason jar under the spigot in case it leaks, but also because it fits under the spigot and most other vessels do not. Today I went to get water for my coffee and it's gone. I looked everywhere in the dish rack, dishwasher, my office, in the fridge - everywhere. I even looked outside. It's just gone. I am the only one who lives in this house. Where'd it go?
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marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Me: trying to return package at Japanese post office. Employee: Do you have the form? Me: ...possibly. I hand her three unrelated receipts, a train ticket, and what might've been a noodle coupon. Employee studies documents with incredible professionalism. Employee: This is from convenience store. Me: Right. Employee: And this is train station. Me: Also correct. Employee: And this... long pause. Employee: ...coupon for karaoke. Me: I was going through a lot emotionally. woman trying SO HARD not to laugh. finally she gives me correct form. entire thing in Japanese. Me staring at paper like ancient curse tablet. Employee: It's okay. I help. for next ten minutes this woman basically carried me academically through the Japanese postal system. at the end I bow respectfully and say: Thank you for your patience. Employee: No problem. You had strong confusion. Honestly one of the most accurate descriptions of my life.
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Beth Carter
Beth Carter@bethcarter007·
I've always loved jingles and personally know two excellent jingle writers from my hometown. Do you remember these? I don't recall 2, 3, or 12.
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?
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