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@MarkScrumpy

Used to be nurse, used to be a soldier, used to be an academic and used to be in coastguard rescue. Now a happy gardener

Withington, England Katılım Haziran 2018
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FLOAT TO LIVE
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@hotmess95277161 @Oudian9 If I remember correctly, in the British Military you would be described as a Fuckwit. Wonderfully descriptive word that perfectly sums up a lot of Americans
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hot mess@hotmess95277161·
As an American speaking and being in a military, I can say, British military are just a bunch of show with no go, all dress with no muscle. No ships for the water, no airplanes for the air. And if they can't pace out 1 yd for each step that he takes, and he needs a measuring tool that shows you how pathetic That military is.
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Oudian🇺🇦@Oudian9·
Бляяяя, это же буквально скетч из Монти Пайтона, но ирл
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Thomas King@TomK_Brit1993·
What do you think his biggest mistake was as Prime Minister?
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@tuckers35 accidental handball is an offence only if a player's arm or hand makes their body unnaturally bigger or if the ball goes directly into the opponent's goal. If it touches the hand or arm accidentally and then bounces to a teammate who scores, it is generally no longer penalised
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Mark P@tuckers35·
I’ve had enough of football Ive had enough of inept officials on the pitch and in the VAR VAR state that its handball Ref over rules and says it’s a perfectly good goal The game is officially gone
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Am I the only one who gets the creeps about this guy?
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@Artemisfornow That’s what happens when you put the equivalent of an NHS middle manager in charge of the country
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Bernie@Artemisfornow·
‼️I am staggered at this post from a PM who has watched hate filled matches on our streets every week for 2 years. And has never spoken like this. Today, he labels every single person in this country, black, white and all shades in between, who are concerned about social cohesion and cultural erosion, as Racist and thugs. It is unforgivable 🚨
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

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@aimee_fuller @TeamGB Had a go at skiing when I was in my fifties. I could only turn left and that includes when I was trying to go straight! I know I should have done it younger. Big respect and best for future Aimee
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Aimee Fuller@aimee_fuller·
Once an OLYMPIAN always an OLYMPIAN - The Team GB Ball. A privilege to attend a special evening hosted by @teamgb to celebrate the success of #MilanCortina2026 and look ahead to #LA2028. There is something truly special about being a Team GB Athlete! And now being on the other side 🎤 getting to share those magic moments with you. Here’s to wearing our kit with pride and striving for those 🥇 moments.
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Omid Djalili
Omid Djalili@omid9·
Sure @Keir_Starmer don’t get involved with war in Iran but here’s the huge issue you’ve totally underestimated: you promised to put the IRGC on the terrorist list and you didn’t. You recently promised again and still haven’t. It is key to how we perceive your “decency and respect” and hope for “a stronger, fairer Britain” to quote your speech this morning. This is not political advice, it’s a suggestion as we are talking about a human rights issue: if you want us to believe that you and your party care about human values, the quicker you put the IRGC on the terrorist list, shut down the IRI funded terror centres around Britain, shut the embassy of the Islamic Republic and freeze their assets, the sooner you’d convince us. If not - from the standpoint of millions - it looks like you, and many on the left currently attacking Iranians supporting freedom for the people of Iran, are standing with literal terrorists. Our country is already going down a very dark path with rising antisemitism and - because of the Islamic Republic spreading their hate - rising Islamophobia. The time to act is now. Not just for your own political survival but for the whole world. On Jan 9th here with @mattfrei when news of the massacres was just filtering in and visibly traumatised when the number of dead was thought to be 12,000. The correct estimate is on my pinned tweet.
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Bit fucking late twat
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Simi🦋🇺🇸@Simi_2210_·
This question separates smart from smarter Solve this if you're legend
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Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠
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@manus0024 I expect the 30 dead ones are pretty still
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Ustey@manus0024·
How many people are still in the room??? 🤔 ​Think you can solve this? Drop your answer below...!!!
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Sahrish@Sahrish1278·
99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??
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Cybertruck@cybertruck·
Cybertruck brings power where you need it, thanks to Powershare
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100% of @ChatCharge is powered by @cybertruck , but if you grab any lemonade, funnel cake or deep fried Oreos while you’re here… it’s powered by the Tryangle!

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Cybertruck@cybertruck·
We’ll need ultra tough & badass cargo vehicles on the Moon. Just saying
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Cybertruck@cybertruck·
As standards got tougher in 2026, Cybertruck is the only pickup with both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ Award AND NHTSA 5-star safety rating
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