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News Anchor at Q News from Egypt @qnewsegy

Cairo Katılım Şubat 2009
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Mark Somers
Mark Somers@MarkSomers·
@NiallStanage I remember one of his lines was something like ‘these kind of charlatans should standing on a street corner selling pens from a cup’ or something like that Which was such wonderfully nuts hitch slap it always makes me laugh so much
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I would probably bet right now that Keir Starmer’s position as UK Prime Minister will end sooner than the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.
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Mark Somers@MarkSomers·
@lilyjayofficial That is such bullshit There are of course more and more versions of the bible all the time - often simplifying that text for simpletons like you And it’s been through soooooo many languages before English But Arabic is Arabic is Arabic And the Quran was written in Arabic first
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Lily Jay@lilyjayofficial·
Interesting…
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@AbuHafsah1 Sa7777 I bet everyone was refused because of a criminal record
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Aboo Hafsah@AbuHafsah1·
Hate preachers are being banned from entering the UK. Good.
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@Bushra1Shaikh Getting a visa for a vacation to the uk is sooooo difficult Most people get turned down, and charged like 1k for the privilege But in this instance it couldn’t be happening to nicer ppl looooool
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Bushra Shaikh
Bushra Shaikh@Bushra1Shaikh·
Britain is full. We don’t want anymore foreigners. 🤣😂
Dominik Tarczyński MEP@D_Tarczynski

This is what communism looks like in the 21st century. I have just been denied entry to the UK in order to speak at the largest patriotic event in Europe. Starmer will be sued by me. Not the government, not the Home Office but Starmer personally. Once you lose the next election, communist, we’ll meet in court! Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra , this communist cannot silence millions, nor can he take away their right to vote! UNITE THE KINGDOM!

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@MarkHeath45 Why do people having to leave their home country to seek asylum abroad suddenly lose their right to choose where they want to apply to live? Never quite got that Keep boiling cunt
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Dr Helen Ingram
Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram·
All the international speakers banned from the Tommy Robinson UTK march should take a flight to France and then row over to the UK on a dinghy. It would be the most hilarious thing ever.
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Weekday Jokes
Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why?
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Zaid Jilani
Zaid Jilani@ZaidJilani·
Remember when people tried to make a big deal out of Zohran calling his dad's cousin "auntie." That was the day I found out white people wouldn't call their dad's cousin auntie.
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Doc 
Doc @DocAtCDI·
Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates? The prose outweighs the cons.
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soup🍓
soup🍓@thrluv·
adulting is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work
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Æthelstan
Æthelstan@TheHauskarl·
Larry the Cat will have outlasted 5 British PMs. It's time to start asking if the strength and stability we needed has been right in front of us all along.
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𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷
𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷@realmfberlin·
Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture
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@Saganismm When Christopher said the thought of not being there to read tomorrows New York Times, not knowing that days news A real wake up way of contemplating death and beautifully put
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Saganism
Saganism@Saganismm·
“It will happen to all of us, that at some point you get tapped on the shoulder and told, not just that the party is over, but slightly worse: the party’s going on and you have to leave.” — Christopher Hitchens
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Joni Mitchell
Joni Mitchell@jonimitchell·
“It's cloud illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all”
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