Mark Tafoya

@VengeonsP Claude

Claude vient de sortir les "Skills". On en a créé 10 pour le SEO. Voici comment transformer Claude en équipe SEO complète : (sans code, sans clé API) La plupart des gens utilisent l'IA pour le SEO comme un chatbot. Tu poses une question, tu obtiens un conseil générique, tu copies-colles, tu recommences. Le souci : ce conseil n'est pas basé sur TES données, et il ne fait pas le boulot à ta place. Seul souci : La plupart des gens font encore leur SEO à l'ancienne, lentement, à la main. Voilà ce qui se passe généralement : → Ils jonglent avec 5+ outils SEO qui ne communiquent pas entre eux → Ils paient 100€+/mois pour des dashboards qu'ils n'ouvrent presque jamais → Ils copient-collent entre ChatGPT, Search Console et des Google Sheets toute la journée → Ils obtiennent des "best practices" génériques qui marchent pour personne → Résultat : des heures de boulot inutile, zéro mouvement réel sur les positions Ce n'est PAS comme ça que le SEO devrait marcher en 2026. Les Claude Skills changent tout. Chaque skill est un expert SEO spécialisé qui lit tes vraies données et fait le boulot. Toi tu fais juste glisser, déposer, et demander. Les 10 skills que tu reçois : On-page & contenu : → meta-optimizer : réécrit les title tags + meta descriptions qui se font vraiment cliquer → internal-linker : trouve les pages orphelines et suggère des liens depuis ton contenu existant → content-gap : compare ta page au top 10 des SERP, te dit ce qui manque → schema-generator : génère un balisage schema valide pour n'importe quel type de page → cannibalization-finder : repère les pages qui se battent pour le même mot-clé Technique & GSC : → gsc-auditor : récupère tes données Search Console, fait remonter les quick wins → ctr-booster : trouve les pages avec beaucoup d'impressions mais un faible CTR → robots-checker : détecte les problèmes d'indexation avant qu'ils te coûtent du trafic → keyword-clusterer : regroupe tes requêtes en clusters thématiques → backlink-analyzer : note ton profil de liens, repère les liens toxiques Comment les utiliser : → Glisse le dossier que je t'envoie dans Claude → Connecte ta Google Search Console → Dis-lui ce dont tu as besoin → Il lit la skill, puis s'occupe de ton SEO Pas de setup compliqué. Pas de clé API. Pas de code. Juste glisser, déposer, demander. Ce que c'est : 10 experts SEO spécialisés qui tournent dans Claude, gratuitement. Ce que c'est PAS : une énième liste de "meilleurs prompts ChatGPT pour le SEO". ----- Tu veux les 10 skills ? 1. Follow moi 2. Commente "CLAUDE" en-dessous 3. Reposte ça

@benjamin_horne It is called the rat race.

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm. If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends. In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.” You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book. Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references. You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject. You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later. When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you. The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

@HelenCasanova_ I could tell a woman wrote this. It said a lot of nothing.

A retired marriage counselor revealed what makes wives lose respect and attraction to the husband they once chased. He said: "It's usually 8 silent behaviors men repeat daily." Every man should hear this…..

@brockpierson Not since windows 95

Be honest, did you EVER defrag your computer?

@DonaldJTrumpJr When are you refunding the deposits for the Trump phones that will never be delivered. Asking for 59,000 friends.

Democracy isn’t dying in darkness - Democrats want to kill it in broad daylight and hope you aren’t paying attention

@rawsalerts Show me where in the constitution that this is under the authority of the executive branch. He is low IQ or he knows his base is low IQ and will believe him. If you know he cant unilaterally do this, then you know he is low IQ. If you think he can....the low IQ is you.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as Fox News has reported that President Donald Trump is now reportedly seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st state of the United States

And just like that the BBQ was ruined. Only the man in black tried to do anything about it. Time to order Uber Eats.

@EricLDaugh If you can't beat em, join em.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces a NEW PLAN to get 100% of his policies through Congress "Trump Derangement Syndrome I'm hearing is ACTUALLY a disease." 😂 "We will NOT build the wall — I'm going to do the opposite!" "I have a new way out. I will propose something the OPPOSITE of what we want — then we will have massive amounts of legislation." "Whatever is bad, I'm going to go for it, and they'll approve what's good finally. " "They suffer from Trump derangement syndrome. They don't even know what they're looking at. They can't even see straight!"

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar

Melania Trump on her husband: "He would like to have a country where all of the people can walk down the street and not be harassed or murdered or women raped…” FC: Trump was found civilly liable for sexual abusing E. Jean Carroll. @atrupar (2026)

@RedPandaKoala This is the MAGA base. Known gullible participants. Not mosques, synagogues or temples. This is another Epstien distraction.

Multiple religious leaders are reporting meetings with government officials regarding preparing their congregations for UFO Disclosure and upcoming big changes "“There were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government to hear concerns they had… There’s going to be a release concerning aliens and unidentified flying object space craft." "We had a sitting Congressman called into that meeting for pastors and he said 'are the pastors listening to me? Go and tell the church they are not ready for what is coming. They are preparing to tell us they are from another dimension and they are our creator.'" "What will be done and said in meetings will not just affect 5 to 10 people, it will affect millions."

@OfficialJosephZ This message is directed at the MAGA base. Its another distraction from the Epstein files. They didn't go to mosques, synagogues, temple etc. They went to the white Christian evangelical churches....in other words, the MAGA base.

We Were in The Private UFO Meeting for Pastors. No Cellphones allowed…   Just two days after a private pastors’ disclosure meeting on UFOs & non-human intelligence… We were flying from Tennessee to Colorado Springs when six unidentified objects appeared directly in front of the plane. They kept pacing us in the sky. Unexplained. This happened February 20th, 2026 — the same week the President ordered agencies to reveal the truth about aliens & UFOs. Pastors: start preparing your people now. The church cannot be caught off guard. #UFOs #UAP #Disclosure

@JimFergusonUK More distractions from the Epstein files. Coincidentally, this messaging is going directly to the MAGA base.

🚨 ALIEN DISCLOSURE — ARE CHURCHES BEING WARNED? Pastor Perry Stone claims multiple pastors were quietly invited to a closed-door briefing with U.S. officials. The message they received: “There’s going to be a release concerning aliens… you need to prepare your people.” According to the account: • Non-human craft allegedly recovered • Materials “not from this planet” • Reports of strange, non-human entities • Churches told to prepare for public reaction If true, this isn’t just disclosure… It’s narrative preparation. Not for scientists. Not for governments. For the public response. The real question isn’t just what is being revealed— It’s why now… and who controls the story? @perrystonevoe

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@amtvmedia I think protocol is to separate #1 & #2 in charge.

BREAKING !!!!!! 🚨 ‼️ WTF !!!!!!!! SECRET SERVICE AGENTS RUSH JD VANCE OUT OF HARMS WAY BEFORE TRUMP !!!!!!!! WTF !!!!!!!!!!

@ImBreckWorsham AI has a lot to do with those layoffs.

9,000 Microsoft employees lost their jobs today. 9k. But we're living in the "best economy ever!"

@draloneboy Every accusation is a confession from this administration.

Stephen Miller could HARDLY keep it together when Jesse Watters asked if President Trump had been following the Swalwell saga. MILLER: “Why, has he had a bad week Jesse? I haven’t been watching.” [Bursts out into laughter] Then Miller dropped what he said is the single most important part of the entire story — and it leaves the Democrat Party completely exposed. MILLER: “The most important part about this story, and look, Swalwell is a scumbag, he is a terrible person, the worst of the worst, the lowest of the low, the most dishonest of the most dishonest…” “But the real story here is how the Democrat party controls its members through blackmail.” “It’s got a blackmail file on all of its politicians and it uses them to leverage and control them until it’s time to release it.” “That is how sick and twisted the Democrat party is.” “That’s the next thread we have to pull out here.”

@catturd2 The MAGA propaganda is coming at @TuckerCarlson with full force. At this point if they are opposed to Tucker then they are pro pedophilia.

STFU you clown.

@RpsAgainstTrump In the 1990 Limbaugh started calling political opponents enemies. The enemy within. To me that's when it started. Every day ppl listened and drank that kool-aid. The divide started there, for ratings.

What was the moment our politics started to go off the rails?

@tedcruz @TuckerCarlson Regret and hate are completely different states of being. Secondly, Trump called your wife ugly. Where I come from that's a deal breaker. Unless you're wife is ugly... then you can give trump a pass. Which you so obviously did.

I’ve been saying it for a long time, but now he’s admitting it: @TuckerCarlson hates Donald Trump. Right before our eyes, Tucker is turning into Ilhan Omar.

@RealCandaceO @titoamboy Larry's whole identity is tied to Trump. She can't function without her host. Trump uses her because she's crazy. As soon as she can't serve his purpose he will drop her and say she's crazy. She his literal tool.

🚨🚨🚨 This is Larry Loomer’s fake account. The moron didn’t realize she was logged into her fake account, which I blocked for sharing gross AI photos of my family. She then reacted on her real account and complained I had blocked her. @titoamboy is Larry Loomer.