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ICE arrested nearly 3 times as many illegal aliens in New York in 2025 as they did in all of 2024 under Biden. And that doesn’t even count CBP arrests. The soy reporter had a full meltdown because two-thirds of them didn’t have prior criminal convictions. Then he doubled down with two straight-up lies: • Crossing the border illegally is just a “civil offense.” • Only recrossing after deportation is a real crime. Both are completely false. Crossing the border illegally is a federal crime. Recrossing after you’ve already been deported is a felony. He also claimed illegal border crossers who file for asylum are “allowed to work and live in this country.” Wrong again. President Trump’s executive order shut that loophole down, and it gets finalized on April 24, 2026. On top of that, upwards of 96% of asylum claims get denied. You can’t just walk into America looking for a better life and then file a bogus asylum claim to stay forever. It doesn’t work that way.

🎙️🏈 UPFLsports© — SEASON #4 (2026) 📊 OFFICIAL GAME RESULTS — WEEK #1 📊 ProGrid™ Engine (Play Calls Hidden) 🔒 Commissioner Sylvester Cain Certified #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏁 GAME RESULTS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦌 Oregon Stags — @hellomoe310 ❌ 🌴 California Stampede — @WateringU ✅🏁 📊 ProGrid™ Summary: 1Q: Defensive standoff — no scoring (0–0) 2Q: Stampede break through with rushing TD (7–0) Halftime: California controls tempo 3Q: Oregon responds with FG 🎯 (7–3) 4Q: Stampede add insurance TD 💥 (14–3) 🏁 FINAL: California Stampede 14 — Oregon Stags 3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❄️ Alaska Icebreakers — @Carindine ❌ 🐾 Georgia Panthers — @LauraWH46974956 ✅🏁 📊 ProGrid™ Summary: 1Q: Georgia strikes early with quick pass TD (7–0) 2Q: Alaska drives but stalls — FG 🎯 (7–3) Halftime: Panthers maintain edge 3Q: Turnover 💥 sets up Georgia TD (14–3) 4Q: Defense locks in 🔒 — no comeback 🏁 FINAL: Georgia Panthers 14 — Alaska Icebreakers 3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐴 Nebraska Warhorses — @Saitluka ❌ 🐋 Massachusetts Mariners — @RailRoadTapes ✅🏁 📊 ProGrid™ Summary: 1Q: Mariners open with FG 🎯 (3–0) 2Q: Nebraska ties with FG 🎯 (3–3) Halftime: Even battle 3Q: Massachusetts long drive TD 💥 (10–3) 4Q: Late stop 🧱 seals the game 🏁 FINAL: Massachusetts Mariners 10 — Nebraska Warhorses 3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 RECORD UPDATE: 🌴 California Stampede (1–0) 🐾 Georgia Panthers (1–0) 🐋 Massachusetts Mariners (1–0) 🦌 Oregon Stags (0–1) ❄️ Alaska Icebreakers (0–1) 🐴 Nebraska Warhorses (0–1) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏁 WEEK #1 RESULTS COMPLETE 📌 ProGrid™ tracking active 📌 Season #4 standings updated #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague

🎙️🏈 UPFLsports© — SEASON #4 (2026) 📊 OFFICIAL GAME SCHEDULE *Wednesday* 📊 ProGrid™ Engine (Play Calls Hidden) 🔒 Commissioner Sylvester Cain Certified #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏁 GAME DAY MATCHUPS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦖 Utah Sabers — @Vaneisha870 (0–0) 🆚 💥 New Jersey Havoc — @frozengunna (0–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐴 Colorado Mustangs — @JKi69366446 (0–0) 🆚 🦅 Kentucky Stallions — @VLoveAsianGirls (0–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦂 New Mexico Scorpions — @molashaee (0–0) 🆚 🐅 South Dakota Rattlers — @Hopejoe3 (0–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📌 All teams enter at (0–0) 📌 ProGrid™ matchups locked 📌 Championship race continues #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague

🎙️🏈 UPFLsports© — SEASON #4 (2026) 📊 OFFICIAL LEAGUE STANDINGS — WEEK #1 📊 ProGrid™ Rankings + Franchise Value + Tier System 🔒 Commissioner Sylvester Cain Certified #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🥇 UNDEFEATED (1–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏆⚡ Michigan Blaze — @johnellis96 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🏆🦈 Arkansas Sharks — @TorvasJ 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🏆🐂 Texas Bulls — @AI_COLLAB3 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🐍 Maryland Vipers — @LACYHIC91369226 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Louisiana Bayou Kings — @bashbadbiz 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🌪️ Kansas Hawks — @DBFlanag 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Connecticut Titans — @ArkLaMiss3D 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Florida Kings — @ChanningWoodso1 📊 🟢💰 1,150 ⛰️ Montana Yetis — @JustusKing17 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🌴 California Stampede — @WateringU 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🐾 Georgia Panthers — @LauraWH46974956 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🐋 Massachusetts Mariners — @RailRoadTapes 📊 🟢💰 1,150 💥 New Jersey Havoc — @frozengunna 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🦅 Kentucky Stallions — @VLoveAsianGirls 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🐅 South Dakota Rattlers — @Hopejoe3 📊 🟢💰 1,150 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❌ WINLESS (0–1) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💣 North Dakota Bombers — @MarkYourVote ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐃 Iowa Cyclones — @FurturehEnDrixX ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐈 Mississippi Blackcats — @AlbertFolk1 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🇳🇾 New York Empire — @ForeverMiranda ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 📛 West Virginia Miners — @_Doug_Williams ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ❄️ New Hampshire Frost — @KingCain_22 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐴 Tennessee Regulators — @Drek501 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🪶 Maine Lumberjacks — @SJackson4301 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🎭 Nevada Jokers — @BiggV ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🦌 Oregon Stags — @hellomoe310 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ❄️ Alaska Icebreakers — @Carindine ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐴 Nebraska Warhorses — @Saitluka ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🦖 Utah Sabers — @Vaneisha870 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐴 Colorado Mustangs — @JKi69366446 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🦂 New Mexico Scorpions — @molashaee ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 ALL OTHER TEAMS (0–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚪💰 1,000 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏁 STATUS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 Standings Updated 💰 Values Updated 💎 Tier System Active 🔒 Official Format Locked

🎙️🏈 UPFLsports© — SEASON #4 (2026) 📊 OFFICIAL LEAGUE STANDINGS — WEEK #1 📊 ProGrid™ Rankings + Franchise Value + Tier System 🔒 Commissioner Sylvester Cain Certified #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🥇 UNDEFEATED (1–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏆⚡ Michigan Blaze — @johnellis96 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🏆🦈 Arkansas Sharks — @TorvasJ 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🏆🐂 Texas Bulls — @AI_COLLAB3 💰 🟢💰 1,650 🐍 Maryland Vipers — @LACYHIC91369226 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Louisiana Bayou Kings — @bashbadbiz 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🌪️ Kansas Hawks — @DBFlanag 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Connecticut Titans — @ArkLaMiss3D 📊 🟢💰 1,150 👑 Florida Kings — @ChanningWoodso1 📊 🟢💰 1,150 ⛰️ Montana Yetis — @JustusKing17 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🌴 California Stampede — @WateringU 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🐾 Georgia Panthers — @LauraWH46974956 📊 🟢💰 1,150 🐋 Massachusetts Mariners — @RailRoadTapes 📊 🟢💰 1,150 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❌ WINLESS (0–1) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💣 North Dakota Bombers — @MarkYourVote ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐃 Iowa Cyclones — @FurturehEnDrixX ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐈 Mississippi Blackcats — @AlbertFolk1 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🇳🇾 New York Empire — @ForeverMiranda ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 📛 West Virginia Miners — @_Doug_Williams ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ❄️ New Hampshire Frost — @KingCain_22 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐴 Tennessee Regulators — @Drek501 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🪶 Maine Lumberjacks — @SJackson4301 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🎭 Nevada Jokers — @BiggV ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🦌 Oregon Stags — @hellomoe310 ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ❄️ Alaska Icebreakers — @Carindine ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 🐴 Nebraska Warhorses — @Saitluka ⚠️ 🔴💰 925 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 ALL OTHER TEAMS (0–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚪💰 1,000 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏁 STATUS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 Standings Updated 💰 Values Updated 💎 Tier System Active 🔒 Official Format Locked

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🎙️🏈 UPFLsports© — SEASON #4 (2026) 📊 FULL OFFICIAL LEAGUE STANDINGS — WEEK #1 📊 ProGrid™ Rankings | Race to 8 Wins 🔒 Commissioner Sylvester Cain Certified #UPFLsports© #UltimatePlayersFederationLeague ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🥇 UNDEFEATED (1–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🏆⚡ Michigan Blaze — @johnellis96 (1–0) 🏆🦈 Arkansas Sharks — @TorvasJ (1–0) 🐍 Maryland Vipers — @LACYHIC91369226 (1–0) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❌ WINLESS (0–1) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💣 North Dakota Bombers — @MarkYourVote (0–1) 🐃 Iowa Cyclones — @FurturehEnDrixX (0–1) 🐈 Mississippi Blackcats — @AlbertFolk1 (0–1) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📊 ALL OTHER TEAMS (0–0)