Mark Aldrich

Thinking about a robot lawn mower, but I have one concern, what if I forget to pick up a dog poop before it goes trundling around the garden?!

Sat at the end of the garden in the egg chair, listening to the birds, daylight slowly dimming, solar lights beginning to wake up for the nightshift, heat gone out of the day, evening chill just picking up, Dog lying by my side... Doesn't get any better...

And now @LucyBronze! @Lionesses #grassrootsfootball facebook.com/share/p/1E7sUj…

Summer has come early! 😎🔥

@Mattisamazing33 Great, until Bess rolls in Fox poop! Hope you keep plenty of ketchup in stock!

Foxy

Tried looking for a holiday this summer. Given up, since when was £5k acceptable for 10 days in the sun?! Me, Wife, Daughter, all incl. reasonable flight times, NOT Turkey or anything east of Malta. Being tied to school holidays is horrendous!

When you decide to chill in the evening sun & the furbag hops up & claims the other sunbed! Obviously topping up his fur tan! 😂🤦🐾

@Mattisamazing33 I think you need a nice Goldwing, with a sidecar for Bess!

When you’re out on the bike little boys really do shout “Give it some revs, mister!” Happened a few times today

@OmologatoUK I currently have 47 watches in the collection... But not a single "Omo"... Which do you recommend?!

@BBCSport Is Big Sam available? He's never been relegated!

Chelsea have sacked Liam Rosenior after less than four months at the club.

@SkySportsPL The Chelsea players are on high paying 7 year contracts, if they don't perform so what? They're still getting paid £300k/wk! There's no incentive!

"That was unacceptable, indefensible... something needs to change, DRASTICALLY" 👀 No holding back from Liam Rosenior after Chelsea's humbling defeat to Brighton.

@coastersteve @premierinn How many hours did we drive?! And that hail storm!

@Mark_Aldrich @premierinn Remember when the motel6 book was wrong and we dove halfway across Ohio because of a miss print!

Remember when @premierinn used to have those little booklets with all of their sites in? I used to get one at the start of each year & see how many I could tick off, as I travelled so much for work! #Bringbackthebook

Having dinner near Excel & there's one of those playing card trading event things happening. You've never heard such a bunch of obnoxious, self-indulgent pr***s! Doing "deals" for "PSA 10's" dropping "well I live in Dubai now" into every other sentence! 🤦

@BBCSport The 1987 FA Cup finalists could be swapping places & divisions!

Spurs remain in the relegation zone after Brighton's late equaliser 🫠

Welcome back Coventry, welcome back! #pusb #skyblues ⚽🏆🎉🎊

@AutoPap Just out of interest, why didn't it have them fitted when you first collected it? 🤔

If you buy a Porsche sports car and they come with anything other than Michelin tyres - IMO negotiate a set of them off the asking price. Or reject the car. So annoyed I’ve wasted a year on the wrong bloody tyres.

As a Liverpool fan, I'd love to see a @FCBayernEN vs @Arsenal @ChampionsLeague final, just to give @HKane another opportunity to beat his old north #London rivals! He's having a mega season & deserves the Ballon d'Or!

@Carpervert if this doesn't scream an episode of Car Caves?! Mini Cooper 170 miles from new?! E-Type Jag 14,000 miles from new, all original! youtube.com/shorts/qYH8rta…

@BBCSport Hold the World Cup in the most capitalist country in the world, then be surprised by them hiking up prices?! I'm surprised the half times in each match aren't sponsored yet! "This half time is brought to you by Arby's!"

This is how expensive train tickets at the World Cup are going to be... 🤑