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@DrewLaneShow She’s got my vote! facebook.com/share/1DGAAZ1R…

@elonmusk It’s Tequila.

Grok Imagine prompt: Ornate Mandalorian-style armor crafted from white porcelain with intricate blue floral patterns and golden filigree accents, highly detailed and reflective ceramic surface, elegant and regal design, cinematic lighting, ultra-realistic 8k concept art.

@joerogan Ok, moneybags we need you to step in and save this Austin gem. Please? instagram.com/p/DI_gTJBOf4Z/…

@DisrespectedThe mackinacbridge.org/fares-traffic/…

The first couple of times I went over the Makinaw bridge in Michigan was scary as hell. I understand this woman's anxiety.

@Texaspaleo That’s what you get for wearing a sweater to the doctor.

Dr: Do you have any questions about the EKG? Me: Um yeah, that’s all gonna grow back right? #HeartHealth

@DrewLaneShow @YouTube She lives near me and definitely easy to spot!

Farrah Abraham Is A Disgusting Beast youtu.be/WUnQB0cUCN4?si… via @YouTube TOO MUCH FILLER = DEFORMED FACE!! She’s a teen MONSTER! Watch and Subscribe

@Texaspaleo Jesus, that thing needs a saddle!

This dog weighs 9,000 pounds and she’s entirely on top of me

@atrupar “while you’re waiting, enjoy a cup of this delicious koolaid !”

LMAO -- a very red Trump just played a video for his fans at his rally in Michigan explaining that he's going to be AT LEAST THREE HOURS LATE for his speech tonight (he's already an hour late)

@Texaspaleo Great. Now that’s going to be stuck in my head all night.

You ever have one of those moments where you realized you’ve completely lost your mind? #texasfossils

@DrewLaneShow scored Drew’s best friend’s ‘87 card!

@Texaspaleo Can I get the name of your doctor?

I was still a little miffed about my brain mri result saying “unremarkable”last month but as the dr was just doing the testicular exam she said “perfect!” so at least I’ve got that going for me. Hope this gets noted in MyChart.

@Texaspaleo Total mic drop! 😀

Elizabeth Warren wouldn’t trust Donald Trump and JD Vance to move her couch. 10/10

@Texaspaleo I do love a good “Fig Newman”.

The guy in the snack aisle at Target tonight told his wife “Paul Newman died today, he was 94” and she said “oh that’s sad he was funny” and he said “I wonder if they’ll keep making Fig Newmans” and I wondered for awhile if I am going fucking insane

Fucking hell, if you watch one video today make sure it’s this!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT ABOUT GOLF HANDICAPS

@AllAmerican202 Proof that cell phones ruined the concert experience.

🔥🔥🔥 Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd 🔥🔥🔥

@DrewLaneShow He’s ready!🤘

@Texaspaleo Autozone can get you fixed up in a jiffy. 😀

@Mark_in_Austin Bad news man, the water pump on this electric fan went out

“Stay away from windows” Oh perfect I’ve been meaning to check the roof for leaks

@Texaspaleo They won’t go hungry.

Donner? I barely know ‘er!