Mark Hanlon

This woman said: My foster daughter just told me that the guy she is dating is hard to reach 😒 & that he usually responds to her hours later. She asked me if this was normal. I said “let me show u something.” I texted 5 men: “Hey, can u talk real quick?” My Brotha: Hey lil sis, I’m free My Uncle: Dulcita, let me call u in 5 minutes My Cousin: Prima!! Call me @ the shop My current love interest called me 📞 My male friend: With the fam bam, headed to the car to call u No man is too busy!! Effort = interest

Today was his lucky day.

Congratulations to AO3 on leaving beta.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

A lot of men would be openly bisexual

@asunahowell Showing a part only boys have.

“whoaa what in public?? we’re gonna get arrested!” hey guys what did he mean by that?? im 12 btw 😃

@EllyClutchxo Interesting. I always thought the two of you met though the industry.

@lanabeesfw We started only by working together and people did the same thing to us even then!! 🫠🫠 a lot of people are just dense and only believe what they want to believe

No but genuinely, they call him a cuck and say im fucking all these men, and for one there are LOTS of happy couples that do porn with other people (look at Elly Clutch and Jak Knife, they go nutso on all the hotties and ive never seen a cuter happier couple) but also i have said over and over “oh yeah thats my man, hes the only man i film with” but they refuse to believe me LMFAO

@MirianMeriQuei happy birthday to you April fool.

imagine someone debating if you’re allowed to exist history will look back at this moment in time and ask if you supported trans people when it mattered #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Transgender people deserve more than visibility. They deserve power. This #TransDayOfVisibility, we’re saying it louder: Your voice belongs on the ballot.

I struggled through two years sober. I did AA, built sober community, even wrote about the experience—& relapsed. alcoholism is an insidious disease. a serial killer. I just hit thirty days sober after starting a GLP-1. I have zero desire to drink. this drug will save lives.

this is a max-priority SOS: if we’ve fucked in the last eight or so months (even if we just touched tips) PLEASE check your floor/dresser for this pair of jeans. it will have a stupid tactical belt on the loops. thank you for your time

@catbearbunz Detached

do you guys have attached or detached earlobes. i just realized i have attached and i didn’t realize that people can have detached earlobes and that apparently attached is rarer until now so im curious

@PrincessCarlaMH @Luver_26 Good dog!

Hey could you do me a favor and obey real quick?

@littlephreak Tell me @AmazingPhil , am I cute?

every time someone says phil is cute, another name is added to dan’s hit list 💔

@coasters_bgw @bioreconstruct Better to rot away then for man to actively destroy it.

@bioreconstruct I have a strange feeling this’ll go the way of the DLP Mark Twain and just sit rotting for the rest of time

Aerial photos of the Liberty Belle riverboat. In the backstage marina North of Contemporary Resort.

@DisneyClipsGuy No

Are you going miss the pink?

the fact that he said "on youtube" kinda can imply that they're having even more fun off camera and yk what it's too early for this

the most romantic thing phil has ever done for dan publicly is leave the gaming channel and the most romantic thing dan has done for phil publicly is return to it