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@andrealeadsom Wait, when did we change the meaning of ‘aces’ ?

Penny Mordaunt aces fiery seven-party debate as Labour firebrand Angela Rayner's nuke flip-flopping laid bare | The Sun thesun.co.uk/news/28374803/…

@Conservatives Nice to see Mordaunt stay to the end of the debate at least, even if she was shouty and useless.

Remember the number. £2,094. That's how much Labour would raise your taxes. #BBCDebate

@Nigel_Farage Typo - its ‘cack’

I’m back.

@CamillaTominey Were you once a respected journalist? No.

Was Keir Starmer once the Director of Public Prosecutions?

@SophyRidgeSky @GullisJonathan @GaryLineker Only if the electorate was restricted to Mr Gullis’ family. And even then it would be too close to call….

🥊 @GullisJonathan vs @GaryLineker round 2 “Gary needs to spend less time virtue signalling and more time talking about football… if he's really desperate to get into politics, put yourself on the ballot paper” Would you beat him? “Absolutely” 👀

@John_Ravenn ABG - anyone, literally anyone but Gullis…

@LeeAndersonMP_ ‘Tory led administration wastes huge sums of taxpayer money during Covid’ Now that rings a bell….

Simon Harris (L) has received almost £500,000 from Essex County Council A Southend comedian received almost £500,000 over the course of three years for "community engagement" during the pandemic that primarily included running a Facebook page. Essex County Council paid the comedian and campaigner Simon Harris a six-figure sum for his work as a contractor during the coronavirus pandemic. Oh dear, Is this the same Simon Harris who has been trolling me on social media for the past year? Sending my best wishes to Simon at this difficult time.

@kelvmackenzie Ah, the infamous Mickey Mouse Economics…. “bound to collapse” 😂

@MartinDaubney And it’s a brilliant initiative.

Jamie Oliver clearly doesn’t understand the concept of “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” Because Sadiq Khan’s “free” lunches are paid for by taxpayers. Taxpayers Khan fleeces through ULEZ. Oliver is yet another out-of-touch millionaire fishing for brownie points!

@Jenny_1884 Ignorance clearly is bliss isn’t it….

As we all know the recent floods are caused by blocked drains & no river dredging. Not Climate Change. Cows breaking wind in a field does not cause Climate Change. Paying ULEZ fines doesn’t suddenly make the air clean when Khan happy to send thousands of fireworks into the sky.

@Buckinghamball Good on the ball and shot stopper. Poor in the air, question his nerve too, massively bottled it a couple of times in televised and play off games for the Dons.

@theJeremyVine @Joey7Barton @GNev2 No, I think he’s pretty much always been a knob.

What's going on with @Joey7Barton? I just glanced at the Rose West thing, then the @GNev2 spat, then his attack on Philip Schofield and the ITV reply ... genuinely, is it possible we are dealing with a brain injury here?

@GolfDigest Bang on trend in the UK - the PJ bottom look is massive. Post-round he just needs to pop on a pair of fake Uggs, a puffa jacket and then head to Lidl for some strong cider and cheesy puffs….

Jason Day’s fit is _______.

@laura_woodsy Oh, Peter…..😂

And here’s the other three I’ve won just for you, Peter, Love 😂 #rigged #whotheFisthisguy

@JDayGolf I’d bin the PJ bottoms first 👊

Time for a weekend run 👊🏾

@FlowersEnglish I’d seriously think about widening your social circle…..

I don't know a single person who will be voting for Labour, EVERYONE I know, will be voting for the REFORM PARTY. So why do they continually keep pushing down our throats that mad Labour is going to win the general election? msn.com/en-gb/money/ot…

@mattletiss7 This is not a hard one Matt, come on, concentrate… Yes! That’s it, it’s a statement, not an invitation for debate. Barton’s comments are despicable, anyone that wants to debate that fact isn’t worth engaging with.

Why have replies been turned off?

@darrengrimes Nobody cares about you or your name.

@darrengrimes Do you own a mirror?

@JakeBerry You berk. How embarrassing.

Just been to Tesco in Haslingden with my kids and there’s already Easter eggs in stock!!! What is going on!! Let me know down below if you think Easter is coming too early?