marketref
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marketref
@MarketReferee
living off of the land.
Great Lakes Katılım Haziran 2021
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talk to a girl. fastest way out of the tech bro matrix
Howard Lindzon@howardlindzon
go for a walk outside for chrissakes. smell a flower. talk to a girl.
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This place is terrible. Don’t go there.
It’s not for you. Stay away.
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
The Hottest Reservation In The Country This Winter Appears To Be At A Place Called The Cleveland Schvitz, Where You Sweat In A Sauna, Take A Cold Plunge, Get A Massage, Then Eat Giant T-Bone Steaks That All Looks Incredible s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…
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@yacineMTB Instead of couples therapy, my wife and I spend $200/mo on a date.
Worked like a charm.
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@resetbasis @acquisizioni Let’s throw in a solitaire module incase you’re waiting for a feature to load.
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@acquisizioni Good. Serves your ass right.
I want full Quickbooks and Instacart integration.
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Goddammit Marlo
m. stanfield@resetbasis
So, we use @DealNav as our CRM at the office. It’s legitimately awesome and built by real estate people. My team wanted a feature built (pins on a map that shows deals nearby that you’ve also looked at) and they built it custom for us. Pretty badass and helpful. Anyway, I said I’d show @acquisizioni some Twitter love as a thank you, and totally forgot. Because, ya know, I’m busy and shit. So he busted my chops and now I’m making an offer to all my followers that he has not approved at all. Try @DealNav and they’ll give you the first month free if you mention this tweet. Also, you should think of any insane feature you can possibly imagine and see if you can get them to build it for you. Honestly, see how far you can push the envelope. And because I don’t get paid for any of this and I love supporting entrepreneurs, please keep me posted on the insane features you request. If you end up with great software and @acquisizioni has a nervous breakdown in the process, that would warm my heart.
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Some days I have an issue with my brain amplifying shitty peoples actions against us.
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Rotisserie Chicken from the grocery store is too good.
Worth the microplastics imo.
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“Talked to my plumber yesterday. $10m in annual revenue. 60% net margins. Low overhead.”
Bro stfu.
Why would my plumber tell me his annual revenue? And his margins? Do you think your plumber even knows these numbers? HOW TO CALCULATE NET MARGINS ARE YOU INSANE
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@CollinRugg Imagine competing with 21 other men for a high mileage Hyundai sonata.
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NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child.
The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence.
"The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported.
It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one.
Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days.
Insane.
Video: @TMZ
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Why housing prices in supply-constrained areas seem “unfair”:
You see a house you like hit the market for $5M.
“Oh come on. My wife and I are both top 5% earners and we can’t afford that. What a bullshit price. It’s just not worth that.”
You and 99.9% of the world agree. “Too expensive!”
At the same time you’re complaining, some random buys it at full ask.
Who was right?
Sure, artificial supply constraints distort objective decision making, consequently making the marginal buyer king.
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@asdkfjasdlfjd Each truck bed is ~face cord, typically 3 face cords are a full cord.
Shorted you a Scotty Pippen
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Order a cord. How much was I shorted.
Guy delivered in two batches, each time the bed of an F150 was full. Finally got around to stacking the delivery. 8x4 foot rack on the right, 46 inch ring on the left. Ring was full, I burned through what you see missing on the top left corner. I feel like he only delivered a little more than half a cord. How badley was I shorted?
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@resetbasis @Jeffdthompson @DealNav There’s nothing a SaaS provider likes more than when a client requests custom features.
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So, we use @DealNav as our CRM at the office. It’s legitimately awesome and built by real estate people.
My team wanted a feature built (pins on a map that shows deals nearby that you’ve also looked at) and they built it custom for us. Pretty badass and helpful.
Anyway, I said I’d show @acquisizioni some Twitter love as a thank you, and totally forgot. Because, ya know, I’m busy and shit.
So he busted my chops and now I’m making an offer to all my followers that he has not approved at all.
Try @DealNav and they’ll give you the first month free if you mention this tweet. Also, you should think of any insane feature you can possibly imagine and see if you can get them to build it for you. Honestly, see how far you can push the envelope.
And because I don’t get paid for any of this and I love supporting entrepreneurs, please keep me posted on the insane features you request.
If you end up with great software and @acquisizioni has a nervous breakdown in the process, that would warm my heart.
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@BednarikMatt Bonus: Hospital has good memories on its side too (having kids).
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Panera is just over-priced hospital food.
I said what I said.
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@seandsweeney I basically hit ibuprofen every 4 hours until it was done. Roughly 2 days. This is my playbook.
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I made it exactly 6 years from the start of the pandemic before I got Covid for the first time.
I can't imagine how bad it was back in the day because if this is the lighter strain, oof!
Day 2 of Paxlovid and laying around drinking tea and honey nonstop.
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Old Guy Rant incoming:
I just stopped at @autozone to get some wiper blades for the Batmobile. 80$ seems excessive. But I guess I have not purchased blades since 1989. #inflation
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This was gnarly. Thought a tree fell on our house. Then I saw my neighbors outside who thought the same about their houses.
Turns out, meteor!
NWS Cleveland@NWSCLE
@jacecraftmiller The latest GLM imagery (1301Z) does suggest that the boom was a result of a meteor.
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