Marks Man
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@4rteta @Auviokenya Hii thread imenimaliza kama ngite!!!! Thekete!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The situation is not situationing today… our yard is full. Sijui nipaste mueke za cabbage😭😭😭
Clean cars are just sitting here looking at us like, “So nobody is going anywhere today?”
We have clean cars for hire. So today, we’re giving special discounts on selected cars for anyone booking today.
Please repost. Your repost might help us empty the yard today.
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Being a man must be the simplest thing on earth.
So my brother invites me to his bedsitter and decides leo he wants to be romantic hadi akapika. He told me not to eat anything coz he was preparing a proper dinner.
On my way there, he calls me very seriously asking, “Spaghetti hupikwa aje?”
Nikamuambia, “Wewe ni mtu mzima, utajua tu.”
Ndio nimefika napata nimepikiwa rice… na stew yake ni spaghetti.Yes. Rice and spaghetti. Carbs on carbs. At that point even the plate is confused🤣🤣. Don't forget rice ni mbichi.
I honestly pity his girlfriends. Mapenzi ikifika kwa kitchen, ni character development tupu.
Anyway, at gowheels.co.ke, we may not help you choose the chef wa road trip, but we’ll sort you with clean, reliable cars for your movement. Book your next ride with us. Your stomach is your responsibility.

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@alasirimotors I wish I had seen this before getting the one that was at 96, 500 😭😭😭😭😭
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@malele_oscar @skilloydop Kuna mtu najua pia aliambiwa ivi but sasa na yeye mzae ako disciplined forces
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@willkirima @Qs_Manu Bro si ungeandika tu "Kumbaff" mambo iishe bois? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Qs_Manu A few minutes of research will tell you that the Kikuyu traded with the Kamba for sea shells, specifically cowrie shells, which were highly valued and often brought from the coast by the Kamba. It is like saying, how can people of Nairobi eat tilapia & they are far from the lake.
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Kikuyu Traditional Clothing has sea shells
Yet they are 500km+ from the ocean
😬😬
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Nominated Senator Karen Nyamu bestowed as a Nyakinyua, joining the ranks of cultural custodians, at KICC
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@Kalasinga_ @ntsa_kenya Haha uko serious ? Ama wewe ni cool kid. No matatu in kanairo looks like that
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From the replies, the matatu on the right was inspected less than a month ago. Get serious @ntsa_kenya .
KIPRONO@Onorpik
NTSA wants to start inspection of private vehicles, meanwhile these are the tetanus ridden Matatus that pass their inspection tests.
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Huko nyuma mnasema aje?

Brian Sagini@_saginii
Nissan Note e-power owners after the fuel price increase.
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