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@cyp_toon @NUFC @premierleague 😂😂😂😂

@NUFC @premierleague Could you please try to diversify in not ruining my weekend again !

This weekend’s fixture against AFC Bournemouth is dedicated to celebrating diversity and inclusion, in support of the @premierleague's #NoRoomForRacism and Show Racism the Red Card campaigns. ⤵️

@NE5westend @NUFC360 @Chris_Hall1312 Back in the day I’d agree but I think the younger ones have a bit of a better chance but I also reckon he might of been overhyped as if he was as good a prospect as they say, Man City wudnt of let him go

@NUFC360 @Chris_Hall1312 If you are a youth players…you’d stay a fkn million miles away from us like..got to be the shittest club manageing, nurturing and training youngins…essentially developing them!

🗞️ Alfie Harrison is set to leave Newcastle this summer. Signed from Manchester City in 2024 in a deal almost exclusively made up of performance-related add-ons, there was much excitement around the midfielder. However, with his contract set to expire, Harrison will be moving on. @CraigHope_DM | #NUFC

@senveben22119 Microwave

Bunu çözersen, dahisin. Çözebilir misin ?

@Xud992 @carlyjohnson123 She’s not going to the bingo u daft cunt. 🤷🏼‍♂️. Strange reply.

@carlyjohnson123 Someone’s gran. Fucking disgrace.

London again this weekend : any recommendations of places to go for a drink on Friday evening, not full of kids , preferably fit men hahah ??

@Four_3_Three Same season we had last time we had champions league. First 11 give anyone a game but squad no where near big enough for 4 fronts. We won a trophy season after last champions league campaign & no Europe season after.

The Eddie Howe Out crew is failing to understand that the standard they are using to judge him is the standard that he himself set. He didn’t step into a club already qualifying for the CL and making cup finals. He’s worked miracles and got the club to a place we could only dream of. We all agree this season has been a disappointment, but to sack a manager capable of achieving what he has would be foolish after one bad season. He has earned the opportunity to turn things around. #NUFC

@Magpie24_7 Load of shite. He’s on £200k a week & not worth that

Newcastle United are preparing a summer swoop for Tottenham midfielder Conor Gallagher, as Eddie Howe looks to rebuild a squad facing a significant exodus, according to Football Insider. ​While St. James' Park braces for some high-profile departures, Newcastle’s recruitment team has identified the 26-year-old Gallagher as a primary target for our midfield. ​ ​Gallagher only arrived at Tottenham in January in a deal worth approximately £35m. However, with Spurs facing the very real threat of relegation to the Championship, his tenure in North London may be short lived. ​Newcastle have tracked Gallagher since his Chelsea days and believe his energy and Premier League experience make him the ideal replacement for their departing core. ​ ​Newcastle aren't the only ones watching the situation at Spurs. Aston Villa, who narrowly missed out on signing the England international during the winter window, are reportedly ready to reignite their interest. MAGPIE METER READING 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ ​ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@Lea_EFC Isaks trophy’s this season saying as he wanted to leave to win the lot. 😂😂😂

What could you keep here?🤔

@casualsdirect Debbie does Dallas & deep throat. No explanation needed. 😂

Which firms did you always respect — and why?

@chrisgus71 @MagpieMediaX Well I suppose it’s better to be at home crying than under a brick wall dying like the juve fans u lot murdered. At least u lot of murderers won’t be able to carry out any more atrocities in Europe. The scourge of England

@MagpieMediaX 🤣🤣 Isak , Ekitike playing in a CL QF. Meanwhile Geordies at home crying about them both. Levels.

Fucking hell that’s horrendous for Ekitike. Genuinely awful

@scottycox @MagpieMediaX At least not being in finals etc means no claims going in for atrocities u lot of rats cause then blame everyone but yrselves.

@MagpieMediaX 🤣 You deserve all of this, Can you see why isak left now and why tonali gordon ect want out this summer 👍

He cannot be in post tomorrow morning. This is absolutely heartbreaking.

@richardajkeys trying to make yrself relevant again now yr sacked from bien. No matter how u sugar coat it u still nonced yr daughters mate & turned yr daughter into an alky. And all while yr wife was fighting cancer.

@MadMickToonDJ Saw loads of bad reviews. Time to hang up the mic

Nothing ever lasts forever. Ian McCulloch has given me 46 years of musical pleasure. Seen them live about 14 times. Sadly last night will be my last. Crowd Karaoke singalong with no crack.

@cyp_toon @TheGriftReport Just looks like the bruising from Stan collymore has finally gone.

@TheGriftReport Looks like she’s just had a good wash 🧼

Ulrika Jonsson, 58,reveals her transformation after undergoing six months worth of skin tweakments to reverse years of sun damage

@petemcbee @otokyo__ @TheBruise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I keep forgetting to come on here for this content.

What do you call someone who thinks they are superior to everyone else but deep down they are just completely stupid?

@carlyjohnson123 A cock

What's the biggest red flag in a woman?

@petemcbee @TheBruise You’ve just confirmed what Tattie said in Alicante, Barca & France.

@JL_1872 Yous shit yrselves and they wasn’t Newcastle firm u silly mackem cunt. Watch the videos. The fear on their faces.

Take a stroll Up Barrack Road Sunlun boysssss Spread them all Thousand Geordies Twenty Mackems Take a stroll Up Barrack Road

@WhyAreYou_____ @Ge0_King @MagpieMediaX Fuck off u thick cunt. Nowts come out coz there’s no need to. Another prick listening to made up stories to derail & try to upset our team.

@Ge0_King @MagpieMediaX Are you thick or what no one saying Bruno g has , he’s not going to come out and say that is he? , he’s said it in private to his agent and most likly Casemiro played a part he’s speaking through his agent . Don’t be naive !

🚨 - #NUFC manager Eddie Howe on Bruno Guimaraes links to Man Utd… 🗣️ “I don't even know how to respond to that, I don't even think I should because it's a waste of my energy. Bruno's our captain, he's fully committed, he's injured at the moment, his only focus is coming back to fitness.” 🔋 🗣️ "For me, it’s a nonsense story. Is it a problem for us? I don't necessarily think it is a problem for us. But it is unwanted news, I suppose, is the best way to put it. You don't want the players distracted. To say our captain is in discussions with another club is totally disrespectful to Bruno more than anything else. He is totally committed here." 😤

@petemcbee 😂😂😂😂

@Aku_700 Fuck off. Ramadan is the only time of the year there isn’t enough hours in the day

Muslims in the United Kingdom are calling for a BAN on eating in public during the daytime hours of RAMADAN. They argue that seeing people eat increases their temptation and that Islam must be respected. What is your message to them?