MaromBrothers

@SigmaSorocaban0 Ate agora nao sei quem é

Cansei de ser fake.

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head. I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law. Nothing fell. The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago. This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen. If it falls, they told me, you get it free. I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal. The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor. The flip is not a trick. It is a vow. In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting. Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied. He did not lie. He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter. I tipped him everything in my pocket. He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard. I told him it was not just a Blizzard. I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy. So I bowed instead. He said, "You too, man." That answered nothing I had said. It answered everything I had felt.

@DBLHeroX @capt4in_price 🧠

@capt4in_price This is piracy btw

@GalinskiiX Resenha que eu nao esperava

Hitler do Céu vendo que o time do Paraguai é mais branco que o da França (ele previu isso tudo)

@Lordmiles Since I'm here

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@paredecomrodas Adorei a forma que vc escreveu isso

na última vez q o br perdeu a copa eu sem querer derrubei um copo de 700ml de chopp no chão. O qual antes de cair no chão parou sobre algo q estava apenas ali. Um bebê conforto com um recém nascido dentro. Agora embebido em cerveja

Mi relación con la mayoría de las minas es algo así: 1- Ven que soy sociable, carismático y (dentro de todo) fachero. 2- Me hablan, salimos una o dos veces. 3- Se dan cuenta que no me las pienso coger (porque soy un joven sensible y muy cagón) 4- Se van.

@swaosballs @AetiusRF @Opaqueghost2 Heard he was a commie tho, would be weird for it to be Rhodesian

@AetiusRF @Opaqueghost2 "for some reason" this nigga was a blackpiller no shit he chose rhodie

@whosmacieanyway @aledornell Indeed, but doesn't he mean natural selection (When he mentions "evolutionary purpose")?

@MaromBrothers1 @aledornell evolution is random, it doesn’t purposefully pick beneficial traits. take sickle cell anemia for example, relatively common and passed down genetically

That’s not how evolution works

@thorn_noir1 @eyeballic_ The first one made me laugh ngl, might make it my pfp on some other acc

@eyeballic_ May as well, bring out ivan seal if we are talking weird objects

I feel like no one has drawn the comparison between the laundry room scene in backrooms and this image

@thepahomie @vzzeo Holy shit twin, same. If it helps, you learn later on that not fucking her was for the best.

@MaromBrothers1 @vzzeo I have met one and I never fucked her even tho we went on vacation together and “dated” for months. I just could not be vulnerable with an intellectual hoe, too close to home

@saccardiop Metade disso é o plot de dispatch

Imagine, apenas imagine se Crepúsculo fosse feito para homens: > O protagonista é você: beta, virgem, sem social skills, sem nada especial (feito para vc se identificar) > Se muda para uma cidadezinha do interior > A mais gata do colégio se apaixona por você > Ela é uma vampira, branquinha, emo, introvertida, rica, e virgem mas com mentalidade de milf (100 anos+) > Ela é apaixonadamente obcecada por vc, até invade o seu quarto as vezes > Ela arrisca a própria vida lutando contra outros vampiros para salvar você > Outra pretendente aparece > Pardinha, tomboy, corpo atlético, humilde (baixa renda), gentil, virgem e é uma lobisomem > Ela também está perdidamente apaixonada por vc > As duas brigam entre si pelo seu amor > As duas fazem qualquer coisa para te agradar e te defender > Simplesmente a melhor franquia de todos os tempos

@Charcoalman2 Kane Persons? Refresh my memory, who is that and how old is he?

I legit really hope someone can make a definitive Backrooms game one day. There's a lot of good Backrooms games but I still feel like we've not gotten one that really gets it like Kane Persons series does.

Yea New York is about to look like Gotham if the Knicks and Brazil win tonight bro

@ReigenBR Pagou pelo azulzinho e agora ta postando igual maluco

Sorvete de Monster Mango Loco Vocês teriam coragem de provar?

@hepi01967211 Lifehack pra vocês que se incomodam com esses assuntos, so falar algo como "foi mal cara, sou cristão", de duas uma, ou voces discutem sobre o assunto ele desiste e nunca mais se fala nisso, ou ele nao discute com voce e provavelmente nao volta no assunto

Como o mn no seu trampo com 5 filhos te olha quando vc fala q n gosta desses papos de trair

@meadandjuniper If you wanna date around or "get women" sure, thats great advice, if you wanna date to marry or to find "the one" its still worth to have hope, although it probably takes more time

I kind of resent the fact that practically every piece of dating advice I’ve ever heard seems to revolve around “kill the sensitive young man inside you”