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unfortunately you can never self-love your way out of your human need for romance and friendship

Apple's “maybe” feature really won't let you forget your ex 😭

Literally perfect ✨✨

they said we were paranoid. nearly half of all data centers planned for 2026 have been delayed or canceled. keep going. it’s working.

Closed legs get fed too . Y’all don’t have to fck for everything

First time seeing a fight where everybody lost💀

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn

Having a child is probably insane. Imagine you're driving home from your job that you hate in your car that doesn't work to your house that you don't own and there's a little thing there that asks you for ice cream cake for dinner

I'm waiting to get married so that after a long day at work I can hold him in my arms like this

Every time I stop smoking weed I be like yeah I get why I be smoking

No man will pamper you like a man who is yet to fuck you.

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

He tried showing off in front of the girls but got put in check real quick 💀

I hired a photographer for $4,500. Told my aunt: “Do not touch the camera. Do not pose people without her.” She’s a “hobby photographer.” Said: “Relax, I just want a few shots for myself.” Mid-ceremony she walked in front of the pro, blocked the aisle, and knocked over her tripod. Lens shattered. Memory cards corrupted. 3 hours of photos gone. Photographer’s insurance covered gear, but not lost images. Reshoot cost + refunds to guests: $6,200. Aunt’s response? “It was just one step. You’re being dramatic.” Then she refused to pay. Said I should have “hired a better photographer if she was so clumsy.” My dad called me after: “She’s family. Don’t sue your own aunt over pictures.” But it wasn’t just pictures. I gave her one rule. She broke it in front of 150 people. So I sent an invoice. She ignored it. I filed in small claims. Won the full $6,200 + court fees. Garnishment hits her pension check every month. She canceled her cruise because she can’t afford it now. And somehow… I’m the one cousins say “cares more about money than family.” Apparently, in my family, “do not touch” means “take the best shot.” But expecting her to pay for destroying irreplaceable memories? That makes me the villain.

The guy in all black thought he could steal $50,000 from his own mom and walk away clean… Big brother stepped in with zero sympathy and made sure justice was served 😨💥

Me finding out I had a girlfriend and lost her in the same text thread 💀😭

Why is it that people with little to no money are always the most generous when it comes to helping those in need.?????

Every hoodie I own smell like MARIJUANA... Now that's HIGH FASHION 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When an adult realizes they're autistic and/ or ADHD, they also have to process the fact that they are disabled - they've been disabled their WHOLE LIFE - and they have most likely never had _any_ support or understanding. They didn't even realize they needed any. That's a _lot_.

You just know his the teachers favorite