fast pants

@MattWallace888 x.com/mattwallace888…

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

@HustleBitch_ Liquor and power tools Do mix!

🚨 PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW FINDING OUT ACE HARDWARE HAS HIDDEN BARS AND FULL LIQUOR AISLES — LADIES NIGHT IS HAPPENING… AND THE INTERNET IS LOSING IT People are walking into Ace Hardware expecting tools… and finding full liquor sections instead. Not a few bottles. Entire aisles: • Vodka • Tequila • Whiskey • Wine and craft beer But that’s just the surface. Some locations are built with full “beer garden” setups inside or tucked behind the store. • Draft beer on tap • Patio seating • Live music and food trucks • Events like trivia nights… and yes, Ladies Night One concept even being used is called “Bolts & Brews” literally built around the idea of grabbing a drink while you shop. So what’s actually happening? Ace Hardware is a co-op, meaning stores are independently owned, so some owners are quietly turning their locations into hybrid spaces: part hardware store, part bar, part social hangout. And most people had no idea it was already happening. You can walk in for a $2 screw… and end up staying for drinks. When did this become a normal sentence? “Let’s grab drinks at Ace Hardware.”

@CaptMarkKelly @StationCDRKelly Blah Blah Blah “I was an astronaut”. Every “astronaut” out here making this day about themselves.

Just watched the Artemis II crew walk out and head to the launch pad. Not used to being on this side of it. Scott and I are here if they need any back ups.

@AJamesMcCarthy “We”

We did it!!!

@not_jeffepstein Hey he looks like that arms dealer Rothschild trilateral commission frontman Pedo. Let’s give home money!

Hello it’s Palm Beach Pete… dropping my first line of merchandise today, super excited! Link in bio. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -PBP

@Stevendwcotton @TMZ Oops. Yes! I’m obviously not a fan of that guy. As for this guy I wish him a speedy recovery 😅

@MarqMarkMarc @TMZ Are you thinking of H John Benjamin?

🙏 Exclusive: "Bob's Burgers" voice actor Eugene Mirman has been hospitalized after a fiery car crash. What we know: tmz.me/KEgSaI3

@bennyjohnson @NASAAdmin "Next up, Probes to Uranus."

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman: Multiple Outposts on Mars Are Coming… "By the end of my lifetime and your lifetime we’re going to probably have multiple outposts on Mars" "We will know a lot more about the outer solar system and we will have for sure sent probes to other star systems" "We’re going to build the moon base. We’re going to learn a lot. We are going to experiment, test, and build the skills necessary to go to Mars and beyond."

@BGatesIsaPyscho We lost the umbrella technology

Does anyone know if NASA are taking their Moon Buggy this time with them on Artemis II?

@TMZ As long as they have waitresses I’m sure he will do fine.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods is planning an out-of-country treatment due to privacy concerns. tmz.me/RIsb95w

@arishaffir @YMHstudios 🤩 wow. Episodes are 7 hours long!!!!

Did ya miss me? Back and better than ever with my new project “The End” available for limited time presale pricing ($24.99) NOW for all 7 hour long episodes!😁 Normal price is $6 per episode Head to arishaffir.com to buy today! Full release on April 16.

Yay! April Fool’s Day! For those who think we need EVEN MORE unverifiable lies and disinfo for engagement!

@NateSilver538 You had me at “Replace the NBA”

You're going to see a lot of NBA draft reform proposals. Here's ours: replace the NBA draft with an auction.

@Bob_Janke Is this street value?

Those stolen Kit Kats are worth about $900,000. How much free advertising did they get? Ten times that much? It's my theory that the Nestle Corporation stole them themselves

@creepydotorg Wrong shirt

The perfect cosplay doesn’t exi…

Folks, chill lol. I know the worst it will do is maybe leave a red mark or small welt. Satire...

This can turn out to be really bad, seriously. Those M&M's falling thousands of feet to the ground can cause some damage, especially if they hit somebody. People need to use their brain a bit more before doing things for content... 🤬

@DailyMail It’s hard to feel sorry for this self grandizing tourist endeavor.

Everest poisoning scandal: Guides 'secretly lace climbers' food to trigger costly helicopter rescues' as part of £15million insurance scam trib.al/DK6tZ25

@Bennieeexyz Too many people in this thread think the Supervisor was killed in this story.

I used to work on offshore oil rigs. The generators that power them are the size of a small house. One day a technician forgot to lock out;tag out while he was checking why we were having voltage drops on the pump floor. A supervisor came by and saw the third generator was off and decided to fire it up. I was in the room trying to find a replacement pump sensor when it clicked. Boom pop zap. I saw a human explode, turn to plasma, then carbonize. The sound and and smell never leave.

@Karl_Townes Drafted 41st in the SECOND ROUND. 3 NBA MVPs. 1 Finals MVP.

Who was the most mid player in college basketball that turned out to be an absolute STUD in the NBA?

@tina062708 @ggreenwald Diaspora? Iran is one of the oldest countries in the world and has existed where it is today for at least 2,600 years.

@ggreenwald I wouldn’t trust the safety of my goldfish with the Iranian diaspora, they are the most diabolical people ever. They get off on the fact that foreign nations are bombing their homeland, it’s sick.

Iranian monarchists in the West: Thank you President Trump for liberating Iran and allowing our great country to once again flourish and be free. President Trump: We are BLASTING Iran into OBLIVION, back to the Stone Ages.