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Mary Ryan

@Marrbears

nobody’s girlfriend

Katılım Haziran 2011
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Mary Ryan
Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
If you had told me two years ago that there would be a global pandemic, I would have believed you because the pandemic started like two years ago.
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Jules
Jules@jkenny15_·
It’s great that the full moon is finally affecting men- @Marrbears
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
I wish my horoscope would say "Today, you will get railed by a hottie" :/
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Akilah Hughes
Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously·
If you have a Twitter crush on me tell me before it’s too late
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
I bought charcoal toothpaste, so now whenever I brush my teeth I feel the girl from the exorcist.
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
fuck the Scarecrow, marry the Cowardly Lion, kill the Tin Man
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
Retweet if you are also drinking boba tea and listening to the "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" soundtrack
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Lucy Blehar
Lucy Blehar@lucyblehar·
I’d rather date a gay man from Silverlake than a straight man from NoHo
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
My boobs are getting bigger and I am worried I made a deal with the devil and forgot.
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Lucy Blehar
Lucy Blehar@lucyblehar·
Bunny MacDougal can suck a dick
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Jay Kogen
Jay Kogen@JayKogen·
So PLEASE check out episode 1 of a new internet show I was a part of and hoping to make into a series. It's called OVERSHARING and it's about two best friends and the weird hellscape people in their 20s find themselves struggling through. vimeo.com/740017189
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
Where do I find this crab?
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Mary Ryan
Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
No Celine...MY Heart Will Go On.
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Lucy Blehar
Lucy Blehar@lucyblehar·
a savoury pastry
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
I love fake ice in TV shows.
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
If this tweet gets 1K likes... I will go to sleep cause it's late!
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Mary Ryan
Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
My heel still itches, someone help.
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Mary Ryan
Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
I love to leave parties early, get right into my bed, and google things like "why does my left heel itch?"
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Mary Ryan@Marrbears·
Fuck Cookie Dough. Marry Mint Chip. Kill Neapolitan.
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