@DejaRu22 And of he turns out gay we have to worry about 1000s dicks again
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Hugo Silva
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It’s simple really:
Having a boy = gotta worry about 1 dick
Having a girl = gotta worry about 1000s
Melina 🇻🇦@bioenergeticmel
Why do men always act upset at gender reveals when they find out they’re having a daughter? Why do men hate having daughters? 😭
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People always blame Eve (and by extension women) for tricking Adam into eating the apple, and I think that’s misogynistic. At least Eve was tricked by the devil. Adam was just tricked by some dumb broad.
ً@wynrosei
No woman is born of a man's rib. Every man is born of a woman's womb. patriarchy’s oldest lies is crowning the father as the lifegiver.
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More beautiful and worthy of our love and care than the entire population of Senegal.
Reuters@Reuters
Fatou, the world's oldest female gorilla, celebrated her 69th birthday at Berlin Zoo with a basket full of edible goodies
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@ShannaDaphne Mandatory siesta, only bakeries are allowed to open on sunday
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Iberian Union? As a Spaniard now living in Portugal… I’m in. 🤝
But only if we fix a few things first:
– Make my last name actually my LAST name (Portugal, lead the way)
– Import Portuguese anti-ocupas laws immediately
– Spanish driving rules (but actually enforced 😭)
– Delete Spain’s wealth tax like it never existed
– Cut bureaucracy by at least 80%
– Make everything digital (why am I printing in 2026??)
– One process = one office
Not 3 offices, 4 appointments, and a prayer
– Appointments that actually mean something
(no more “come back mañana”)
– Keep Portuguese prices
– Summer hours all year (non-negotiable)
– Keep the culture, fix the systems
Civixplorer@Civixplorer
What if Portugal and Spain were to unite and reestablish the Iberian Union?
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@jon_stokes Yesterday saw somenone talking sbout how being exposed to EMFs makes you to only have girls. Guess he was right.
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Male-pattern baldness ✅
Multiple daughters ✅
Large family dog ✅
All the signs are there
Aaron Francis@aarondfrancis
Imagine winning this hard. Impossible
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@Obi_Wan_Gump @johnthenoticer Wise words for a lebanese jew living in Canada
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This lady ate a surface-to-air missile, sustained a 12-14 G rocket-propelled ejection, likely hit the ground at 15+ miles per hour…
And then she popped up smiling at the locals who came to help her.
Tell me again that women don’t belong in combat.
OSINTtechnical@Osinttechnical
Footage of Kuwaiti locals approaching one of the shot down American pilots this morning. “Are you OK? Thank you for helping us.”
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@eurofounder Does your wife have a license to carry pepper spray?
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My monthly cost of living in Germany:
€1,900 rent (36 sqm)
€400 public transport
€350 for my Moroccan neighbor so he doesn't harass my daughter
€300 groceries
€250 wife's boyfriend's groceries
€50 EU-certified condoms for my daughters
€20 pepper spray for my wife
Total: €3,520/month
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Let's be very clear about this: If Germany gets the A-Bomb, it is only a matter of time until they nuke the U.S., China and India.
There is no chance that they will just accept destroying their own country in order to save the climate was pointless, when they realize that nobody else was willing to follow their moral lead. They will look around and see who is refusing to save the planet and bomb them into a nuclear winter.
Also understand that nuclear deterrence makes no difference to the Germans. There's nothing you can threaten them with that they aren't willing to to themselves.
New York Post@nypost
Germany may develop its own nuclear weapons with EU allies: ‘Talks are taking place’ #Echobox=1769990057" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/01/wor…
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Isto é o que acontece quando não se percebe um meme.
O pinguim vem de um documentário do estilo BBC Vida Selvagem, onde se afasta do conforto do grupo e segue sozinho em direcção a uma montanha. A montagem, com música de aventura, simboliza decisão, coragem e a escolha de enfrentar sozinho o mais difícil — tal como o desafio de ir à Lua lançado por JFK.
Trump limitou-se a apropriar-se do meme para ilustrar esse propósito.
Já o Observador, numa leitura ideológica à esquerda, procura apenas denegrir a sua imagem.
A “ameaça” de invadir a Gronelândia insere-se numa estratégia negocial: garantir acesso a minerais raros e posicionamento militar no Árctico face à China e à Rússia, o que conseguiu.
Observador@observadorpt
Fotografia mostra o Presidente dos EUA a caminhar ao lado de um pinguim, que carrega a bandeira norte-americana, em solo gronelandês. Mas a espécie nunca chegou ao hemisfério norte Saiba mais no link nos comentários (📷 The White House/X) #DonaldTrump #CasaBranca #Gronelândia
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@claudiashandi Na semana passada o bloco operatorio de oftalmologia ligou para um paciente a avisar que ja tinham chegado as lentes e podiam fazer a operação, a filha disse que o pai ja tinha morrido em 2021
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O meu pai tem uma artrose gigante na anca, meteu na cabeça que conseguia ser operado no SNS.
1 passo- ligou para o SNS 24 várias vezes ninguém atendia.
2-passo- passado semanas em desespero e depois de falar com o SNS 24 mandaram-no ao hospital de noite.
3- passo- chegou ao hospital mandaram-no para o médico de família.
4-passo- Foi trabalhar hoje e a perna travou, teve que ficar no chão e ligar para o 112, que por acaso hoje atendeu. Teve sorte.
5- passo- No SNS “isto é uma artrose muito avançada, mas sabe que as listas de espera são complicadas…”
5- passo - Tinhas razão Cláudia! Vou ao doutor Dantas, pago a operação a prestações e tenho consulta a 2/2.
E é isto o sagrado SNS. Uma bela porcaria, mas uma porcaria intocável.
Mantenham os seguros em dia.
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