Marsha
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@DerrickEvans4WV I don’t want my hair to turn purple, where can I buy some raw milk?
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@OutdoorHorizon Nothing because he’s never going to give me $2 million dollars.
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@iky_fwjett I would sit her down and tell her I need to talk to her about something she’s not going to be happy hearing. Then I would be honest that I wasn’t comfortable with the new situation and ask what her plans are. I wouldn’t move, but I would be willing to help her.
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My roommate is pregnant and I don’t know how to tell her that I don’t want the baby in our apartment
We are both in our mid twenty’s, I’m still in Uni und she’s working (I’m not sure what she does but it’s something where she does a lot of programming at home)
She got pregnant at a party and doesn’t know who the father is
I lived in the apartment first and she moved in 4 months ago, so I don’t see why I should move out
She hasn’t even suggested to move out but she has talked about planning a baby shower in the apartment (isn’t that something that happens later in the pregnancy?)
Anyways I really don’t wanna live with a baby but it’s kinda mean to just tell her to move out right?
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@Geniustechw That’s the flight attendant’s job. I would probably ask if someone else would be willing to change seats with them and offer them a free drink.
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This couple is out to dinner. They were able to narrow down the menu and order what they think would be good.
After the waiter brings them their food, they start to eat, the woman is having regret for what she ordered and asked to try some of his food.
She ends up liking what he ordered more and starts eating off his plate until his mashed potato’s were almost gone. Was it cool she ate most of his food without even offering him any of hers, shouldn’t he just have ordered her another meal the same as his, what would you do if someone started eating all of your food?
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@Marsh828 @wildfreakouts Bitch you just miserable and slow I see
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@AntiWokeMemes Tell it the ancestors murdering white farmers in South Africa.
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@ronsterd89 They will if they don’t want to setup their children for later being thought of as rude and entitled.
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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Yes, but I go inside. I have better things to do with my time than gas station hopping.
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This lady goes to the gas station like she always does on a normal day. But, as she uses her card which she knows has plenty of money in her account, the message “please see cashier” pops up.
She’s not going inside. She’s leaving and going to another gas station.
This has happened to me many times and I refuse to go inside because a gas station can’t fix their darn gas pumps.
In fact, I won’t visit that gas station anymore.
Has this ever happened to you? Did you go inside or did you leave and go to another gas station?
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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @gracieback2 I try not to annoy my neighbors. I would keep my dogs inside except for letting them out to potty and take them on daily walks.
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This man and his wife bought their house a year ago. Their next door neighbor has dogs .
After several months they became frustrated because they said the dogs barked all night. Several neighbors and themselves sent letters of complaint to Animal Control.
So, the neighbors with the dogs built a 15 foot fence! 😂 There is no HOA or city ordinance governing the heights of a fence there. They even put the 2 x 4’s on the outside. 😂
Do you think the man is overreacting when he says his family can’t use their sunroom anymore? Or, do you think the owner of the dogs overreacted by building the fence that high? What would you do?
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GERMANY JUST INTRODUCED “DOG PARKING” OUTSIDE STORES
Supermarkets are now installing climate-controlled, ventilated pods where you can leave your dog safely while you shop.
Locked by app. Temperature regulated. Stress-free design.
No more tying dogs outside… no more leaving them in hot cars.
Smart solution… or a little too much?
Would YOU leave your dog in one of these? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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