Marshall Sella

@HertsHuntSabs @CottesmoreHunt @RSPCA_official I absolutely agree.

Yesterday we filmed a @CottesmoreHunt rider kicking and punching her horse in the face. Watched on by lackeys Will Ashmore and son Ed. Violence running through their veins. @RSPCA_official

So, long story short, R

@TJNawrocki That’s what my caregiver told me at the time. (But now I have a dog.)

@MarshallSella But always a guaranteed winner at the neighborhood crap game.

I’m old enough to remember when ‘rolling your eyes’ required an intensely painful and terrifying surgical procedure.

@evanasmith [Out of breath] “You touch my Senator again, I’ll kill you.”

Live look at Texas Senate #txlege

Every day I phone a random number and whisper, "I know you're an embezzler," because sooner or later that is going to blow someone's mind.

It's fun that, if you ask strangers on an elevator if they're afraid, right away they ARE afraid.

If I could have just one thing with me on a desert island, I'd probably have to go with "lavish oceanliner."

@JamesRosenTV @thebeatles That was a grotesque misjudgment on my part. I disavow that error completely—and I do apologize!

That time ⁦@MarshallSella⁩ asserted this was anything less than a classic of ⁦@thebeatles⁩

@morgan_murphy The Beatles, “Gib Mir Deine Hand”

songs that sound great in mono??

@alexheard Spike Milligan’s war memoir “Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall.” (Probably a *terrible* rec, as one needs to be a longtime fan of Milligan in the first place to read it without a translator.)

Tell me about a memoir/autobiography you like where the author's distinctive personal voice really comes through. (No, I am not planning to write my own worthless life story, but I'm interested in this genre.)

@alexheard All the cities and towns I know of there already have names.

Can you name a city or town in New Mexico that isn't Chilili, Pie Town, Wagon Mound, Truth or Consequences, Waterflow, Nutt, Organ, Pep, Toadlena, or Weed?

@Jason_Shetler Dean “The Dream” Meminger. (His college days.)

Without revealing your age, who was your very first favorite athlete?

wanna see my impression of twitter? I’ve been working on it but I’ve never done it for an audience. here goes... person 1: “hello, I like wearing hats.” person 2: “fuck you I hope you die!”

@rkylesmith Marvelous work. Kudos.

Nothing Is Written Except This Column nationalreview.com/2020/06/movie-…

THE JEFFERSONS!

@coenesqued (Sorry for the nerdy correction, but of course it’s “Benjamin BUTTON,” isn’t it.) 💌💌

@BarbaraKMorgan Wonderful clip, Bea. Thanks.

We all need more of this. 👇🏻💖👇🏻💖

@Portia_Foxx @tjmaxx Pardon me?

This has, in fact, been a Golden Age of Own-Face Touching for me.