Marshall 🔴

@MattRed5 @centregoals If only he had killed himself and his brother you’d be calling it a tragedy and clapping for the 9th minute of every game…

@centregoals Bro you endangered your body doing something stupid and you're a professional athlete under contract. They both didn't want you, and were perfectly happy to blame eachother.

🚨🚨🎙️| Michail Antonio: “They offered me a contract, said I'm not allowed to play first-team, only under-21s. Why would I sign? I went to him, he'd be like, "It's not me, it's the chairman", but I'd go to the chairman and he'd say, "It's Potter, he doesn't want you". “I knew it was Graham.” [@WestHam_Central]

@Fel2310 @Jonestovvn @acdmma_ “When I get you on the ground” 🤣🤣🤣 Always really intimidating when the guy threatinging you makes himself look gay instantly…

@Jonestovvn @acdmma_ Don’t worry, when I get you on the ground I’m gonna beat you so hard and so deep you’ll be begging me to stop… but I won’t until you’re full of me and crying

🚨 EA Sports announce that UFC 6 is moving away from a heavy reliance on fighter ratings UFC Fighters will now be rated at the absolute prime version of themselves, to balance the roster and encourage players to “explore the roster” For example, Tony Ferguson in UFC 6 is based on his prime 2013-2019 UFC run rather than present day Tony Ferguson, the same will apply to other fighters

@RamiRaymon42819 @francstyme_4ty @elsdawg “While playing with Giroud” 🤣🤣 He scored 16 league goals that season with only 2400 minutes. This myth that Giroud turned shit after December that season is crazy. Scored a hat trick in the final week, absolutely bailed them out against Liverpool, problem was Walcott

@francstyme_4ty @elsdawg Harsh on ozil while playing with giroud,,even debruyne's assit was never about the finisher,,he made sterling look worldclass(while missing aloy of sitters),,but i still want the record to be taken out from Henry ,,if bruno can do it fair play to him🙏

dunno how to explain it but Bruno getting all those assists doesn’t make him a good playmaker

@hismajestic82 @UTDFondre @WelBeast The last time a player who didn’t win the league won POTY was when a midfielder broke the Premier League assist record…

@UTDFondre @WelBeast When was the last time a player won that award when he is not in the winning team of premier?e g ozil had 19assists finishing 2nd in the league but they gave t to Phil phoden,

@Utd_Luckzy @MUFC_redarmy99 Fuck me mate I’ve just took one look at your bio and I’ve got retinal cancer now. “Lying on shearer” get the dirty Geordie cunt to fuck

@MUFC_redarmy99 Lying on shearer you melon. Sort yourself out you wanker.

Wtf am I listening to?!! Vinicius may have just been racially abused and Clattenburg and Shearer are saying he brought it on himself??!! Insane…

@CFCA1_ @MUFCneo02 @MUFC_redarmy99 @NotCigano Don’t know what vini getting booked has got to do with the price of cheese but fair enough boss…

@MUFCneo02 @MUFC_redarmy99 @NotCigano Type of dance you see at a strip club. Players in the prem get booked for celebrating like an eagle against Brighton too. This is nothing new

@raoufimpact @Wheddsta They won’t have any academy graduates that will need registered in the period they’re banned for…

@Wheddsta it’s registration ban , they might not even be able to register academy graduates

Sanctioning a team that only signs Basque players.. great job guys! 🤣

@frankveryfrank @DomineWimbury @indykaila But dare bring up the two mass murders by the club and you lot will minimise it. Make it make sense

@DomineWimbury @indykaila Err grieving isn’t like watching a movie. Once it’s finished that’s it. It will be with them forever.

The information below has come from a trusted source within Liverpool ⬇️ ▪️Arne Slot has till New Years Currently, he’s got the full backing of the club owners, which is pretty significant. The owners are standing by him and are willing to give him until the new year to turn things around. They genuinely believe he’s a top manager, and with the right structure and support now in place, they think he can navigate through this rough patch.

@TheDjOfChoice @JohnsonBos29095 @footballtweet xG is based off the average performance of strikes in the league. Hope this helps x

@JohnsonBos29095 @footballtweet No, xG is about probability, using a metric not every team has players of the ability used to set the benchmark it’s ok if you have EPL benchmarks in the EPL, but applying them to the Danish or Scottish league is superfluous

🗣️ Martin O'Neill: "xG? It's total nonsense. You've got to remember what the game is about... winning football matches, that means scoring goals, not recording the expectation of them. Expected goals' have only come about in the last few years. It's a clueless development. Some people just use these words to try to sound clever."

@mcfc9320group @Merlinzma @Yanited4Ever_ @The_Forty_Four Okay “MCFC 9320 PUBcast” you poof 🤣🤣🤣

@Merlinzma @Yanited4Ever_ @The_Forty_Four I’m very insecure me. In fact I cry myself to sleep every night.

Poor blokes now been sacked over a harmless bit of football banter… Grown men getting this hurt and forcing someone to lose their salary is so weird🥴

@DemiTheRed @MrXMinus1 @refsupportuk @grok That’s not the rule boss 🤣🤣🤣

@MrXMinus1 @refsupportuk @grok He jumped and his feet weren’t on the ground in the box when the ball is struck so no matter anyway.

Some one tell him, I can’t stop laughing. 😆😆😆🤦‍♂️

@MattIknowyourM1 @Norbi_Apex @dranksoja Where do you retards think her asshole is lmfao

@Norbi_Apex @dranksoja exactly, they expect u to respect them but they ain't even proud of what they doing.

@lfcosscar @shoayaz It’s not too late to delete buddy

@shoayaz 2 words Uber eats

I remember a couple seasons ago Mbappe scored 5 goals in a game against some 6th-tier French side. Meanwhile, Salah didn’t even start a Carabao Cup game for Liverpool until 2022 (he joined us in 2017) 💀

@R34LG00DGOY @jmadluck @TheOmniLiberal Crazy thing is that the majority of you maga cunts are raging poofs lmfao

@jmadluck @TheOmniLiberal For being a woke homo in MAGA COUNTRY

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@mrlanzo_ @Astapig2331 @tweetgarnacho “Only Amad” as if he hasn’t played 8 games less and 14 games as a wing back.

@MarshallUTD @Astapig2331 @tweetgarnacho Ur wingers?

He came,he saw ,he ghosted £70million down the drain but he doesn’t play for Manchester United so the media is silent 💀

@mrlanzo_ @Astapig2331 @tweetgarnacho Shameless…

@Astapig2331 @tweetgarnacho Awww someone went to check stats 😂 Only amad cleared him last season btw 🤷🏽‍♂️

@john_all_smith @coachpoppavic @Apotropaic93 @TegoSigel You’ve decided that because Liverpool were better in the 80s, they were the best ever? Sunderland, Everton, Newcastle and Arsenal were all better than Liverpool for the first half of the 1900s. United were better in the 50s and 60s. Let’s not re-write history please.

@coachpoppavic @Apotropaic93 @TegoSigel Wrong. Before MU it was Liverpool: Ferguson himself said he wanted to knock them off their perch. Let's not re-write history please.

How about this? Why don’t Newcastle just chill the fuck out and build organically like the rules are telling them to?

@_sash1 @utdgaj @cagiago_ Gyokeres actually scored 0 PL goals last season. Hope this helps x

@utdgaj @cagiago_ Going by that logic, Gyökeres' 54 goals last season is higher than your 3 players combined. Btw, are you born retarded or became one after utd just scrapping past relegation last season, to make such nonsensical comparisons?

The entire team fielded here literally cost less than what you spent on Mbeumo Cunha and Sesko 😭

@chrisjlatimer @UnickUTD @David_Ornstein @indykaila Indy was the first to break SAF retiring. Absolutely a reliable source

@UnickUTD @David_Ornstein @indykaila But if ornstein is giving him the rub?

🚨 Man Utd contact Brighton via intermediaries to explore conditions of deal for Carlos Baleba. #BHAFC do not plan to sell this summer & all sides aware move may be unrealistic. But #MUFC keen + should know in coming days if plausible or not @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65249…

@UnitedJackie @MrManUnitedd Baleba

@MrManUnitedd Like who?

🚨If United land Šeško and go on to add a midfielder + goalkeeper, that’s a 10/10 window. Agree?