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if you're hurt and not hurting others, we can prob be friends; they/them lesbian w relative pronouns (who what which) Anal Roberts '21, MKFE '24

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Dick from Dyke🦕🦖
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖@butt_genius·
to hell with a statue, when i am gone they will name a gender after me 😌😇😎
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Stupid Twink
Stupid Twink@ThisStupidTwink·
as pedestrians, it is our duty to obstruct and frustrate the automative class whenever possible
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
Every dollar earned below $184,500 a year has a Social Security tax of 12.4%. Everything after that cap is exempt. If we lift this cap on the wealthiest earners, Social Security would be fully funded till 2070. The cap should not exist.
ABC News@ABC

The trust funds for Social Security and Medicaid will run out of money in as little as 8 years, a shorter time frame than previously estimated, according to a report issued Wednesday by the programs' trustees. abcnews.link/r5kTy1r

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Hot Take Appreciator
I'm trying to stay out of barn drama
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ash@alsiius·
is anal sex abusive? is david lynch conservative? should we all just kill ourselves?
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A Left-Wing Account ™️
Why aren't "big tent" liberals talking about trying to pick up the 75% of independents who oppose genocide in exchange for the 8% of Dems who support it? Seems like a great trade.
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YoungerHoon Kim, IQ 277
YoungerHoon Kim, IQ 277@juegosnoguey·
we built dozens of bases surrounding iran for this exact moment, spending hundreds of billions over decades to staff and maintain them, only for them to be totally useless because of something we knew all along. But its no big deal who cares we got planes we didnt need them
planefag@planefag

We've been operating out of Israeli and Jordan bases since day 1 of the war because the Gulf bases were far too close to Iran (with it's massive SRBM arsenal) to be reasonably defensible, and with the US's massive fleet of tankers, that proximity isn't needed. This is purely midwits and shills jerking off over a NYT article deliberately written to enable midwit masturbation.

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GrΞg Ryan
GrΞg Ryan@reallyGregRyan·
Rose would say that with her upper midwestern whimsy.
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Dick from Dyke🦕🦖@butt_genius·
*suddenly learning that even more people have been born since my childhood* well im not learning their names
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Anal Roberts
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum·
So far I have listened to four Rush albums today. I'm going to keep going and see how many I can do in a single day.
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marie@marieannechan76·
let's get tangled up in the sheets while we listen to a thunderstorm
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New York Post@nypost·
Former NJ middle school teacher allegedly used her classroom - and her car - to have sex with one of her students trib.al/L9nx20H
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Boss Goose
Boss Goose@abossgoose·
Got a secret service visit for sending letters to the white house. Not to anyone living or working there, letters to the building. It just seemed like it must get lonely and sad, would enjoy a pen pal.
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Dick from Dyke🦕🦖
Dick from Dyke🦕🦖@butt_genius·
@mertonesque oh now i have to watch it, and when you take over the world i will be guy montag in the forest but just for reciting the gist of this movie i watched while high
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merton ♨️@mertonesque·
If there were a way I could erase every copy of it from existence and make it completely lost media I would do it
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Goddex Vicious
Goddex Vicious@goddexvicious·
So when they ban adult content online period and yall need to learn about making and selling your content on physical media again I want you to remember that I have a fully equipped analog video production studio and a CD/DVD duplicator 🏴‍☠️Holllerrrrrrr at ur gurrrrl🏴‍☠️
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