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Made this for tomorrow’s presentation

@Okie_Rancher We ride at dawn

Can we on X agree that if the Adams County sheriffs office somehow retaliates or finds a way to go after Afroman, a redneck army of First Amendment believers and protectors will descend upon the Adams County Sheriffs department like a tornado on a trailer park. You bald, fat, sad little men, (and not so bald women), will back away slowly, keep your mouths shut, your weapons holstered, and you will not mess with this again. I say this as I know how these small town police departments work. I was the prosecutor for some back in the day. Reason and logic may be lost on them. Fear is not. I am a white redneck rancher with a law degree and I will help his attorney, who was amazing, do whatever needs to be done.

@SheaSerrano I cried

the most underrated movie of the 2010s

@PlasticGirl1776 Yup fixing to be in the hundreds here in OK

I’m not okay with this. 😩

@OptimusGrind__ There were gas stations in Tulsa that got caught doing this a few years back

They diluted the gas, I don’t remember it ever burning this fast.

@CuffsTheLegend MVP would never

the Lakers definitely look like an exhausted team that didn’t get into Miami until almost 6am this morning. Zero energy. Dead legs. just go ahead and chalk this one up. Schedule loss lol

@NBCNews Total Quality Logistics tql.com

An Ohio-based company that initially balked at granting a mom's request to work from home during a high-risk pregnancy has been found liable for the newborn's death and ordered to pay $22.5 million in damages. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/o…

@OnlyTheEarth @AnaBellMedia They don’t even have smoked bologna Not a serious bbq place

@Marsman__Melvin @AnaBellMedia Absurd

Best tacos or BBQ near downtown OKC??

@HiddenNBA @bigsportscasual Smart

Who would you want on your team most? Kris Dunn Davion Mitchell Marcus Smart Daniss Jenkins

@BenHowardOPT @LaggyGamer You can always see ones soul thru their smile A beautiful couple and he’s a great representative of the Thunder

Andrew has always struck me as genuinely the nicest person in basketball media. The way he talks about his family is so endearing and caring. Sending positive thoughts and prayers to his wife and his family.

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@OnlyTheEarth @AnaBellMedia Earls is way better but it’s not downtown

@AnaBellMedia Edgecraft bbq

@Sm00thWarehouse @Thehorrorkid @agentofchaos427 I look like Isaiah Hartenstein but my grandma/grandpa look straight cool runnings lmfao

@Marsman__Melvin @Thehorrorkid @agentofchaos427

The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off

@realEstateTrent The most retarded usually got the most to say

A dry cleaner ruined one of my shirts recently, and I decided not to do anything about it. Why? They would have pushed back and insisted they didn’t do it. I would have explained why they were wrong, and they would have denied it again. I would have told them I’d never come back unless they reimbursed me, and the back and forth would have continued. Frankly, dealing with that kind of conflict over a shirt that costs a couple hundred dollars isn’t worth my time or energy at this point in life. Yes, people should be held accountable, and there should be consequences for actions, and this stuff should be viewed on a case-by-case. But in this case, it was a no brainer. All downside. I’m just not going to go back. Sometimes you have to weigh the upside, pick your battles, and choose being smart over being right.

@getrichordietri @ExxAlerts Get the boot outta your mouth retard

Breaking and entering is still a crime even if you have a sob story and a Baywatch resume. Rules exist for a reason call your congressman, don't play vigilante. So trespassing + burglary = heroism now? Next time someone breaks into your house to 'rescue' your dog, remember Alexandra Paul set the precedent. She was 62 and still out here committing felonies for dogs. Bold, but maybe stick to reruns instead of real-life Ocean's Eleven: Beagle Edition.

ALERT: Baywatch star Alexandra Paul arrested in a beagle heist at a large dog breeder and scientific research facility in Wisconsin. Alexandra Paul, 62, was arrested for trespassing, along with approximately 20 other people, for breaking into Ridglan Farms. Dane County Sheriff Kalvin Barrett released the following statement: "Our role is to keep everyone safe and to respond when unlawful activity takes place. We encourage anyone with concerns about animal welfare or research practices to engage through lawful and constructive avenues. The Sheriff’s Office remains committed to maintaining public safety, promoting peaceful dialogue, and ensuring that all parties can exercise their rights within the bounds of the law."

@ExxAlerts @TraceyW1970 Fuck the police

@itspikaaa Cause we pay to go to nba games and the nba pays the wnba so it don’t go broke They aren’t earning this money It’s out of pity

Why men be acting like they payin these WNBA players outta pocket 😭

@Sm00thWarehouse @Thehorrorkid @agentofchaos427

@Marsman__Melvin @Thehorrorkid @agentofchaos427

@FearedBuck Yea we gonna need the fbi on this one definitely some pedophile behavior

Couples reveal each other’s ages on the Netflix dating show “Age of Attraction” where singles form connections, date, and move in together without knowing their partner’s age

@MattLerma_PS Crazy there isn’t a bat alley

where would you rather sit at the Spurs Game?

@boardroom @WNBA You say stars but we all know it’s cause they attractive

Some of the @WNBA's biggest stars are building major followings as the league enters a new CBA era. 🏀📈⁠ ⁠ With higher salaries and revenue share in play, player influence is becoming real value.