Martin

@omwambaKE chicken!

@GhaflaKenya Bibi ni Simba..

Men, Mbona huwa mnakaa Kwa gari for 10 to 15 minutes before entering the house?

@GhaflaKenya umeniogezea njaa...ahsante!

Ukiona vizuri, unaeza toa nini hapa?

@KResearcher Smooooz all the way.

If you know you know. Softer than Hannan 😂

Don't say anything, just RETWEET

@Ma3Route @the_sambu Unbelievable..reading this tweets in my bed. I can offer beds to 3pple along mbs rd.

21:53 All lanes on Thika road closed since 8pm, No essential services till 4am in the Morning. "ORDERS from Above " says the commandant via @the_sambu

@RoadAlertsKE Cars growing in trees? Wow!

@bonifacemwangi @njerikan @OkariMagati Heri nugu ndugu kuliko ndugu nugu..

The truck in front of us has three powerful messages; 1. Hang for your own funeral 2. Yangu hatuyaweza yaache Bro. LEGEND 3. Chinja Bata kuku aone wivu What's your favourite Matatu/Lorry message? I read one in Joburg "My heart is like a taxi, there's always room for one more!"

@Ma3Route @NMS_Kenya Mbagathi rd,from ngumo central all the way to magiwa estate has been turned into a junk yard. Help clear the road.

This is my brother Evans Bett he went missing on 25th Jan this year and dince then we've not heard from him and his phone went off. He was last seen in Eldoret travelling to Nairobi. The family is in agony and request for any information concerning his whereabouts. Kindly retweet

@kibee 😆😆

I hear it's an ancient Kikuyu martial arts form called " Túndú Níkíí " the version she is demonstrating here is " Tiga Wana " sharp kicks to the shin, "shwa shwa" noises, back spins, speed surprise and disarm you opponent with laughter

@Ma3Route @KRACare @ntsa_kenya After the government gazetted the carrying capacity by half due to covid19,was the insurance & advance tax revised?

@kenyapics Wow! This is nice...

Turkana. Photos by Roger Trythall, Martin Bauer, Barbara Arstall and Kirsten Frost

@ntsa_kenya Should we wait for new speed governors? Kindly repost the new compliant speed governor fitters.

PUBLIC NOTICE: Registration of Speed Limiter Suppliers.

@MacAketch @Zuku_WeCare My account no is 98354, we have no internet connection since yesterday evening. What's happening??

@Zuku_WeCare My Internet is down AC 955903

@ManderaBlogger @DavidNdii @KBonimtetezi @ahmednasirlaw @WehliyeMohamed @NdindiNyoro photo shop...

Pale Nyeri. watu wamechoka, no one even bothered to listen to the Head of State and Commander in Chief of Kenya Defence Forces. Ni akina nani hao walikuwa wanadai presence ya Baba?

Ouch,rough tackle!

@Ma3Route Christians,in business and informal sectors. What do you do when Government&C.council officials come knocking and demanding bribe?

@Ma3Route @Cktangut That's a cartel,they charged me 3500ksh from kpcu to Ncc yard which is barely less than 100m.

09:47 Nairobi city council askaris stealing from kenyans through this westgate breakdown services why tow a fully fuctioning vehicle for 2km and ask for 2500/= via @Cktangut