Martin Amini

When I was in 9th grade I got caught selling weed. My mom was devastated. So she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation, but in reality she gave me a promotion

Maryland Legends 💯

It’s objectively hilarious that Cardi B is spending a single second in Burtonsville, Maryland.

can't believe the wizards just got the 1 pick! lesss gooo 🔥🙌🏽

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John Wall will represent the Wizards at the 2026 NBA Draft Lottery, the team announced. Washington selected Wall with the No. 1 pick in the 2010 NBA Draft.

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Who made this muahahah the internet a wild place 😫

Kohl’s employees in Las Vegas seeing Fernando Mendoza and Kirk Cousins on the Raiders

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the classics. now available on streaming.

being positive and optimistic in 2026 is a full time job 💯

back in the day all i could afford was the solbiato key chain 😭

rich getting richer, poor getting squeezed out in 2026 foreal

If we're not getting the Duncan's at least give us these again lol

EVEN POOH SHIESTY WAS HEAVEN SENT 🙏🏽

In Scarface, the Bolivian drug lord Alejandro Sosa was based on a real life Bolivian cocaine baron named Roberto Suárez Gómez - the so called “King of Cocaine” - and he was one of the most powerful crime figures in Latin American history. Like Sosa, Suárez came from one of Bolivia’s most wealthy families. He was well educated and projected an image of a respectable family man - all the while running a cocaine empire that reportedly made over $400 million a year. His family’s wealth began during the rubber boom of the late 19th century. They built a powerful commercial empire through rubber extraction by brutally exploiting the local Indigenous population. After the rubber industry collapsed in the early 1900s, cattle ranching became their main source of income. Roberto inherited a business that had large swaths of land well suited for coca production, as well as a fleet of aircraft perfect for drug trafficking. When the cocaine boom took off in the mid-1970s, he repurposed those assets and quickly became the world's largest producer and supplier of coca paste - the base material used to make cocaine. And much like Sosa, he had deep connections with Bolivia’s military, the CIA, and controlled his own private hit squad he used to take out his rivals. (1/5)

i'm getting season tickets for the wizards next year 💯

If I send you this, it means I ain’t apologizing for shit

All the live music is gonna be geared towards the 35+ crowd b/c none of yalls artists can get butts in seats. They all have social anxiety and y'all ain't got no money.

LA Fitness Legend Milk Chamberlin