Martin Delaney

@RAF_Luton Chuck Yeager

Competition: Concorde first flew on the 31st Feb 1926, but can you name the pilot who first flew Concorde to its 8008.5mph top speed? The winner will be announced on the 31st April 2025 Photographed from a Canberra

@amolrajan Hello Miss. What do you mean, Miss? I'm sorry I have a cold. #deadparrotsketch

How big are Gavaghan's spectacles? Blimey #universitychallenge

How big is Broadbent's watch? Blimey #universitychallenge

Koalas are not bears #universitychallenge

@Prinny_sparkle @XRLlareggub My word

@PaxtonRoadUpper The culinary equivalent of sports direct.

Personally Toby Carvery around 2016

@SartorialThug Faf. 10 letters away. I am disappoint.

I'm not sure who he is, and he might be a decent person, but that South African rugby player with the long blonde hair looks like the sort of fella who would be too loud in the pub. The sort of fella who shouts out answers during a pub quiz even though he isn't participating.

@LeAdderNoire Took the (written) words right out of my mouth.

@SkySportsPL Better than the other bloke, apparently. @GNev2

Raya ALMOST gifts Chelsea a third 🎁😬

@hugorifkind @Iromg You can trace it back to the labour election win in '97. An open door immigration policy with war and instability in the Gulf has lead to the islamification of the UK. It all stems from there. Blair and his inner circle should be hanging their heads in shame.

I don't live a Jewish life. I don't keep kosher, go to synagogue, do Friday night dinner. None of that. But even from whwre I'm sitting, something has dramatically changed for British Jews in the past fortnight and I'm not sure how we even begin to fix it.

@metpoliceuk @hurryupharry We need a police force not a police service.

The word jihad has a number of meanings but we know the public will most commonly associate it with terrorism. We have specialist counter terrorism officers here in the operations room who have particular knowledge in this area. They have assessed this video, filmed at the Hizb ut-Tahrir protest in central London today, and have not identified any offences arising from the specific clip. However, recognising the way language like this will be interpreted by the public and the divisive impact it will have, officers have identified the man involved and will be speaking to him shorty to discourage any repeat of similar chanting.

"What is the solution to liberate people from the concentration camp called Palestine?" "Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!" From the Hizb ut Tahrir demonstration

@Paul___SW18 @Beno_ldn Whether he offered his seat or not is irrelevant. The fella is blocking the aisle with his legs and bag. So he's a wanker of the highest order.

@Beno_ldn Not necessarily. Yes, if on one hand he didn’t offer his seat to the elderly gentleman, but I have witnessed several elderly people refusing to sit due to their own reasons - mobility, getting-off-at-next-stop, prefer-to-stand etc. How dangerous pictures can be.

This picture says everything about what’s wrong with todays world..

@stevecco @kevhillsy Well, quite.

@kevhillsy And the lyrics never were, as some seem to think, “Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur “

When you sing glory glory hallelujah.. this is where it was first sung🎶#tottenhamangels#knowyourspurs

@fesshole *their ffs

Been friends with my next door neighbours around 6 years but recently found out his wife has an onlyfans account. I subscribed out of interest and I now can't go round there house as I have seen her post squirting videos on there kitchen table and seems very unhygienic.

@Lordflashh3art I got covered in water earlier constructing the roof on my extension* in the pissing rain. I've now retired to the pub. *not an orangery.

@DrSOakley @MarkMasonsHall As I understand it yes however men will need a jacket and tie. I could be wrong though.

Question: is @MarkMasonsHall open to the public as well as it's members for a drink/light bite? My wife and I, along with 2 friends are in London in early December seeing all the sites and I thought it would be a great place for a coffee after seeing horseguards #Freemasons

@FlashForFreedom Despite having the best intentions after a week of all inclusive indulgence on the island of Kos, I've wilted and gone to the pub. Bottoms up and all that.

@GretaThunberg Call me old fashioned but don't you need a job before you can strike?

Week 270. Today we strike in solidarity with Palestine and Gaza. The world needs to speak up and call for an immediate ceasefire, justice and freedom for Palestinians and all civilians affected. #FreePalestine #IStandWithPalestine #StandWithGaza #FridaysForFuture Thread🧵